Which of these celebrities would make the best President?

[Ian David]

I intentionally did not create an "Other" category, because I have unilaterally and selfishly decided that these should be the only choices.

[tridim]

1. Can you please add Al Franken

Because he WILL be a kick ass congressperson, even if he's a moderate. It's his calling.

[Ian David]

2. No, I won't. It's my poll, and I can have anyone in it I want to. :P n/t

[tridim]

5. I guess I'll just stick with my write-in candidate

Make sure your machines are calibrated to record my write in vote accurately. No switching it to Sponge Bob by default.

[DrDebug]

7. Yeah, where is the paper trail? n/t

[In_The_Wind]

3. none of the above

[Mutley]

4. Spongebob/Bart Simpson 2008!!!!

[lpbk2713]

6. David Letterman

Thursday, May 08, 2003

Dave's Top Ten Bush Excuses For Not Finding WMD's


10. "We've only looked through 99% of the damn country"

9. "We spent entire budget making those playing cards"

8. "Containers are labeled in some crazy language"

7. "They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-Men mutants"

6. "Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? I meant they have goats"

5. "How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when we can't even find Cheney?"

4. "Still screwed up because of Daylight Savings Time"

3. "When you're trying to find something, it's always in the last place you look, am I right, people?"

2. "Let's face it -- I ain't exactly a genius"

1. "The Democrats took em and hid em somewhere"

[chenGOD]

8. I'll second Letterman for Prez of the USA...

Who would be vice-prez though, Paul or Biff? I guess Biff, since Paul is a Canadian...

[lpbk2713]

9. Rupert Gee

for Secretary of State.