It's Sat Night -- Time For Mixed Up Movies!

[Khephra]

Dolores Crumb -- Murder forces an accused underground cartoonist and his estranged daughter to confront past traumas

Gone With The Robo -- Corporate scientists turn a dead Civil War rogue, Rhett Butler, into a cyborg crime-fighter.

Swamp Break-- A government agent turns surfer to nab rubber-masked bank robbers and finds a big, green monster who likes him.

Freddy Got Game: Living in his parent's basement, a 28-year-old loser tries to spoil a football hero's scholarship dream and delves deep into the realm of bad taste.

Or Freddy Vs Jason -- Living in his parent's basement, a 28-year-old loser is killed by Jason. End of film.

American Pootie -- A superhero becomes a serial killer who lusts after the perfect shade of white on business cards.

Zatoichi and the Sorcerer's Stone --- The blind masseur attends a school of witchcraft and wizardry and pieces together the mystery of his parents' deaths.

[Khephra]

1. A few more

The Whales of St. Valentine's Day -- Al Capone and his gang go to war with An elderly blind woman.

Down Under The Planet of the Apes -- Future apes Cornelius, Zira and Milo escape to Australia, where their new boss expects them to kill Aborigines.

[Khephra]

2. ok, last one...maybe

"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies and a Menace to South Central While Drinking Their Juice in the Hood"

I'm not even going to attempt to mix those two storylines up. The title is enough.

:evilgrin:

[Samuraimad]

4. i liked the squelto zombies

TISCWSLABMUZ-2.....lol
really funny on mst3k also...

[NightTrain]

3. The Exorcist of Oz

Just picture the Munchkins singing "Your mother sucks cock in hell" to the tune of "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

[Insider]

5. West Side Glory?

two gangs from different cultures fight bloody battles up and down the east coast. starring denzel washington & rita moreno.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

6. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner at Eight

--a liberal couple is nonplussed when their daughter comes home from a vacation in Canada having married a blonde bombshell

In the Heat of the Night of the Living Dead--Sidney Poitier comes to help a bigoted Southern sheriff get rid of a zombie infestation

Dark Victory at Sea--A dying woman commands an Allied submarine

Some Like It Hot Shots --To escape court-martial, two madcap Air Force officers dress up in drag and join an all-female unit.

Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen--The twelve children of an efficiency expert are the perfect team to destroy a Nazi installation.

Far from Heaven Can Wait--A suburban housewife in the 1950s is accidentally killed before her time while driving her station wagon and is reincarnated as her husband's gay lover.

My Big Fat Greek Wedding Planner--An overweight wedding planner of Hellenic descent falls in love with the groom of a wedding she's planning.

[thermodynamic]

9. LOL!!

Especially "Cheaper by the Dirty Dozen", I'm still rollin' on that one! :D

[liberalpress]

7. Harry Potter and the Blustery Day

...adventures of a teenage wizard taking a pooh!

[thermodynamic]

8. Other movies to consider

"The Firm Willy" - where a law practicing whale uncovers a nasty secret and then has to save himself from the bad guys...

"Legally Republican" - that's the "real life story" of George W Bush, featuring Reese Whithersppon as George because if men can do drag, so can women.

"Timmy and the Giant Tapeworm" - Disney's latest computer animated feature, similar to "James and the Giant Peach"...

"Star Wars: Attack of the Spy Kids" - in 3D because there's no other way to get the kids to come to this boredom.

"Dude, where's my pirates of the carribean?" - Two braindead teenagers time travel back to the 1500s and get involved in extravagant pirate hijinx.

"League of Gentlemen Callers, The" - soft porno disguised as family drama. Starring Sean Connery so you know it's an overhyped bore.

"2015: The Year We Made Contact" - A remake of the 1998 hit "Contact", this time the humans build the whatchamacall it. When they put it into operation, a swarm Borg appear, complete with two Queens, a King, and Locutus who finally decided the Federation was naff... A young Zephrame Cochrane has to save the day. Produced, written by, and directed by Rick Berman and nobody else. This movie will attract aging, rabid Star Trek fans in droves, but nobody else and remind us once again that Rick Berman should have called it quits in 1994...

"The Incredible Hulk" - sequel to 2003's "Hulk". More than a soft porn, this one is realistic and shows that the Hulk's purple trousers also rip off when he gets mad... You'll see what they mean when they use "Incredible" in the title...

"Blade Runner II - The Wrath of Ginsu" - robotic knives threaten to take over the world by slicing everybody into little bits. Only Harrison Ford can save them...

"The Matrix Xanadu" - :scared: Olivia Newton-John and Keanu Reeves speaks for itself... :puke:

I'm sure the list of possibilities is endless. If "The Critic" were still in production, they'd never ever run out of ideas...

[mac56]

10. "Seven Wives For Seven Samurai"

"A Hard Day's Night Of The Living Dead"
"The Godfather Of The Bride"

[ForrestGump]

11. Fear and Loathing in Pleasantville

Sleeping With a Few Good Men
What About Mr Roberts?
Groundhog Day Bloody Groundhog Day
Freebie and Mr Bean
Catch 33-1/3
How the Grinch Stole Independence Day
Raiders of the Lost Men in Black
My Big Fat Beverly Hills Cop
Saving Private Parts
Dances with Mrs Doubtfire
There's Something About Crocodile Dundee
Who Framed The Fugitive
Pretty Woman and the Beast
One Flew Over the Addams Family
How to Lose a Guy on Golden Pond
Hunt for the Little Mermaid
What Women Want: Terms of Endearment
Honey, I Shrunk the Nutty Professor
Indiana Jones and the Towering Inferno
You've Got Pulp Fiction
The Silence of Scooby-Doo
Driving Doctor Zhivago
Every Which Way But Home Alone
Butch Cassidy and the General's Daughter
Angry Red Planet of the Apes
Three Men and Erin Brockovich
Good Morning, Notting Hill
What Lies Beneath Jerry Maguire
My Best Friend's Officer and a Gentleman
Rocky Road to Perdition
Godzilla vs George of the Jungle
Shakespeare in Seattle
Interview with the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Kramer vs Tarzan
Clear and Present Grease
Enemy of the Mummy
Finding Forrest Gump

[sasquatch]

12. How about Tard and Feathered

George W Bush after being impeached has to take a job as a police officer with his Native American sidekick. See the role that GWB was born to play:evilgrin: :silly:

[baldguy]

13. The Ugly American President.