The girls and I are accepting applications for Cabana Boy

[yvr girl]

for our tropical vacation.

Job Requirements:

-Must be able to make a wide variety of blended drinks
-Must be willing to put up with drunken women groping you
-Can't be allergic to suntan lotion, as you will need to keep us all lotioned up
-You need to keep the riff raff away
-You must be charming and entertaining
-Must be able to swim

All applicants, please reply to this message with your resume.

[sparky_in_ma]

1. *Oh, Oh*

Swim, check.
Security, check.
Suntan lotion, check
drinks, check
drunken women,(my favorite), double check
entertaining, check
charming,(depends on how much you drink)check sorta

[GalleryGod]

17. I say Sparky-the-Marlboro Man- Twin wins by acclamation

:applause: Yeah,Sparks!:woohoo:

You Da' Man!:patriot:

[sparky_in_ma]

19. Thank You

I need the help, she's a tough employer.

[crispini]

22. I can vouch for Sparky's abilities

as a cabana boy / bouncer / bartender. He most definitely gets two thumbs up! :thumbsup::thumbsup:

[sparky_in_ma]

25. Thanks crispini

(I can fix plumbing also)

[LiberalVoice]

2. Wow! Did you right that with me in mind?

Not only do I meet all the requirments but I used to be a bartender a bouncer and I trained as a lifegaurd for 3 years :)

[hippiepunk]

3. OOOOH!

Pick me! Pick me!

[Scout1071]

4. How odd. Only moments ago I made mention of cabana boys in

another thread.

Yvr, I know we don't know each other all that well, but I'd love to get on that committee.

[The Donkey]

5. Sweet Sassy Molassy!!

Let's see . . . .

Drinks- I make my own beer, cider, and mead. Have a decent knowledge of wines, and can make my share of drinks - including a great dirty martini. Lots of experience with a blender and ice.

Groping - I'd be very tolerant of a bit of "reverse Arnoldism"

Lotion - I always have a fresh supply of sunblock and lotion

Riff Raff - We can employ a code word that lets me know whether or not to bounce anyone annoying. I can therefore clean out the riff raff without you looking like the bad guy

Charming and Entertaining - This is in the eye of the beholder, so I'll save this part for the interview (should I make the cut) and let you decide

Swim - I used to be a certified lifeguard

[democracyindanger]

6. Could a female apply?

I'm not one, and I'm not applying, but I'm wondering if you and the girls are EOE.

[progmom]

7. for some reason, this response is making me

:rofl:

[democracyindanger]

8. Then my work is done here.

:)

[The Donkey]

9. We men are as shameless

as we are predictable!

:hi:

[yvr girl]

10. Are there no more applicants?

[hippiepunk]

11. Can I apply twice?

PLEEEEEASE?

[yvr girl]

12. Sure

[hippiepunk]

18. Im applying again then.

I forgot my resume last time.
I can make drinks, Suntan lotion is fine, I can throw people out, and I can swim. It'd probably be illegal to grope me though.

[progmom]

20. illegal how?

:shrug:

[hippiepunk]

27. Underage

I guess. I'm 15.

[progmom]

28. then yes, illegal

:wow:

[sparky_in_ma]

14. We're the best

You could not want for more.

[yvr girl]

15. We're just trying to be fair

:loveya:

[Midnight Rambler]

13. My application

Can make some blended drinks, can easily learn how to make the others
Can easily put up with drunken women groping me. Or sober women, for that matter
Not allergic to anything. Except Faux.
Can keep the riff-raff away... at my old job I actually got some riff raff arrested.
Have been told I am charming and entertaining
Not only can I swim, but I am a trained lifeguard (the job where I was responsible for the arrests of two drunken idiots harrassing the guards)

I also have Latin Lover potential, if that helps

[WI_DEM]

16. Ok, I'll apply

I have nothing better to do this summer. Might as well be groped by some beautiful women. As for your other qualifications:

I make a mean screw driver and bloody Mary if I do say so myself.
I'm fair-skinned so suntan lotion is a way of life.
Yeah I'll keep that riff-raff away (hear that Sniffa!! no kissing feet while I'm around :)
Charming and entertaining? I can juggle three oranges--does that count?
Must be able to swim? Well, I haven't drowned yet.

By the way, is there a Cabana boy outfit? I have an old Hawaiian shirt some place.

p.s.
I loved that movie "The Flamingo Kid" with Matt Dillon as a Cabana boy. So in a way I've had a bit of training.

[Robb]

21. Boys, don't be fooled!!!

S'a trick, I tell ya! Some kinda plot! I promise, within hours you'll be tarring the roof!!! :D

[sparky_in_ma]

23. For yvr girl, I'd tar the roof

or anything else she wanted done.

[yvr girl]

29. You will make the BEST ex-husband

:loveya:

[progmom]

26. you don't trust yvr girl?

ya gotta trust yvr girl! :evilgrin:

[Robeson]

24. Sorry, I'm married.....

...which is just another example of how the best ones are always taken! ;-)

[xmas74]

30. I don't care who you pick

as long as you send me the pictures!