Don't get between a man and his pussy

[chickenscratching]

" Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."





" By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again."




" I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one. They are the cleanest, cunningest, and most intelligent things I know, outside of the girl you love, of course."

if anyone can call it, it's mr twain. :loveya: :loveya:

[okieinpain]

1. cats are repugs on 4 legs.

[Goldmund]

3. YES!!!!

I agree.

[chickenscratching]

4. somebody would beg to differ

[bertha katzenengel]

5. i know a pug with three legs

if you compare cats to "repugs" again, i shall have to whip you with a cat-o-nine-tails (made of overcooked linguine) until you refuse to do so again -- and until you quit using silly names for the people on the other side of the aisle! :spank:

[DS1]

6. bullshit, err dogshit

Dogs shit where they sleep if you don't walk them from A to B and back again on a leash, have zero sense of volume control, stink if you don't bathe them, etc etc

[chickenscratching]

7. the quote i posted says it all

" By what right has the dog come to be regarded as a "noble" animal? The more brutal and cruel and unjust you are to him the more your fawning and adoring slave he becomes; whereas, if you shamefully misuse a cat once she will always maintain a dignified reserve toward you afterward--you will never get her full confidence again."

[Fenris]

9. Dogs also enjoy eating feces.

Which makes them eerily similar to some people in certain Japanese films (WHICH I SWEAR I HAVE NOT SEEN).

I've yet to see my cat ingest feces.

[Hosnon]

2. Twain is such a good read..."Following the Equator" is my fav. eom

[ET Awful]

8. Son't you mean Mr. Clemens? :)

Twain was just a pen name.

[chickenscratching]

10. i know good ol' samuels real name