NEWS ITEM: RUNAWAY BRIDEGROOM!

[KlatooBNikto]

A young man who was scheduled to be married failed to turn up at his church for his wedding.His parents suspect foul play and said, " Robert was so in love that we are devastated that something like this could happen to our son.We pray that he is safe and will return to us". The police said as of the morning of the wedding there was nothin suspicious.This was confirmed by Robert's best man and childhood friend, Dave.." Robert is a heckava guy and it is mindboggling to think that something like this could happen to a nice guy like him".

Late breaking news: The police have located Robert at a Tallahassee motel,all alone and broken.He would only respond in monosyllabic words.When asked what made him take off like this he would only point to a photograph of his bride and mumble some incoherent words as though he was scared to speak.People who have seen the picture of the bride assert that Robert's behavior is entirely understandable in view of the fact his bride-to-be was none other than ANN COULTER!

[hiley]

1. LOL ! KlatooBNikto

should be in LBN!!!
ha! ha!
you are funny..
:rofl:

[spunky]

2. teeheehee. I needed a laugh so badly. Thanks! n/t

[gordianot]

3. Did he have an angelic visitation? If so what was said?

[UCLA Dem]

4. Thanks for the laugh!! Too funny.

:rofl: