Jennifer Lopez wants to be first female US president

[Freddie Stubbs]

BERLIN (AFP) - After conquering Hollywood and the pop charts, Latina superstar Jennifer Lopez says she is ready to wrestle George W. Bush out of the White House.

"I'm a total powerhouse. If you ask me, I'd like to become the first female president -- that would be really cool," J.Lo told German celebrity glossy Bravo in an issue to be published Wednesday.

"The first thing I would do is redecorate the White House -- it doesn't look very cozy."

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[sui generis]

1. that would also make here the first successful

human brain transplant. A double whammy!

[liberal N proud]

17. If george w bu$h can do it.....

Any thing can!

[Az_lefty]

2. just what we need...

:puke:

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. b-wa, b-wa, BWAHAHAHAHA

:rofl:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

29. My sentiments exactly...

:rofl:

[Book Lover]

4. Well, that's one way

to reduce the overreach of the office of president.

[Fleshdancer]

5. She'd have a chance if she ran as a Republican

Republicans LOVE to get celebrities in office. Just ask Ronald and Arnold.

[NewJeffCT]

26. True, and...

And, all those prior marriages & wild times can be written off as "youthful indiscretions" right up until the day you officially declare your candidacy.

[Sanity Claws]

6. April Fool!!

Oh, wait. Today's not April 1st. Could she be serious? She can't even save her own marriage(s) and she wants to take an oath to preserve the union of the states. Something's wrong here.

[Roland99]

7. It's obvious the J-Lo haters are racists.

Won't be long until we start hearing that from the Freeper set.



What a bimbo. Would Aflac come back and be the First Beeyotch?

[alarcojon]

8. Lounge Topic?

It's pretty clear to me she isn't serious.

[swag]

9. Acquired Situational Narcissism much, Ms. Lopez?

[swag]

13. Yes, I think so.

"Because the onset occurs well after childhood, celebrity narcissism isn't covered by the textbook definition of the condition. ''Psychoanalytic literature is filled with jargon about how narcissism happens really early,'' says Millman, ''but I realized that given the right situation, it could happen much later.'' That's the Acquisition.

The Situation is fame, money and, even more, the pheromone-like power of fame and money. ''When a billionaire or a celebrity walks into a room,'' says Millman, ''everyone looks at him. He's a prince. He has the power to change your life, and everyone is very conscious of that. So they're drawn to this person. What happens is that he gets so used to everyone looking at him that he stops looking back at them.''

Before the celebrity knows it, he's having grandiose fantasies, he can't feel empathy, he's full of rage, she's starring in ''Glitter.'' The celebrity has begun to share all the symptoms of severe narcissists."

from an NYT article by Stephen Sherrill reproduced here:

http://www.talentdevelop.com/acquired.html

[Bleacher Creature]

10. Well, the bar is quite low right now.

Could she be any less qualified than the current resident?

[AllegroRondo]

11. Well, she couldnt possible do worse than the current one.

I say give it a shot.

[mcscajun]

12. Yup, that's DEFinitely what I want from our first woman president.

:sarcasm:
Redecorating as her first priority. And someone who thinks being president would be really cool.

Yup. Of course, I think we already have the last part right now.

Wow. What a freakin' moran she is.

"If you ask me..." Please...Nobody Ask Her.

[terrya]

14. Hopefully, I'll be dead by then.

[Dover]

15. ..

[Dover]

16. Hmmm...G.W., J.Lo, G.W., J.Lo, G.W., J.Lo....

Alphabet soup! What would the difference be? They BOTH reject B.A.


Ben Affleck.

That should make him the perfect candidate to run.

[Lochloosa]

18. Now, about that BJ in the Oval Office.....Oh My n/t

[dhinojosa]

19. America can't handle such a "booty in chief".

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

20. She's a total powerhouse, all right.

Here's the EXACT moment I wrote "J-Lo" off for GOOD.

It was right after she appeared on TV with that green dress...YOU know, the one with the front missing.



SO...they decided to interview Puffy, or P Diddy, or whatever the fuck he's calling himself this week:



And they asked him "How long did it take for her to put on that dress?"

And he paused for a moment, licked his teeth and gums...NOT HIS LIPS, his teeth and gums...and said "I don't know how long it took her to put it ON, but I know how long it took me to take it OFF."

Then he looked very pleased with himself and sank down in the sofa.

At that moment I thought "Honey, if you're boning THIS weasel, I don't need to know any more about you."

Good luck, Madame President.

:puke:

[truthisfreedom]

21. anyone is better than bush.

[Bossy Monkey]

22. On the bright side, she couldn't sing or do movies anymore...

Here's a link that will work: http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200505/s1359116.htm

[KamaAina]

23. Can she say "nucular"? Or "peninshula"?

Can she turn liquefied gas into a solid?

No? Well, then, she can't be pResident. Sorry.

[Shell Beau]

24. I don't know whether to

:rofl: or :puke:

[The Donkey]

25. I have a better chance at being the first female Prez than her . . . .

and I'm a dude (and that's not changing anytime soon)!!

[shockra]

27. I wouldn't vote for her for dog catcher.

She'd probably skin the pups.

I looked at her message board at internet movie data base last night and it was practically wall-to-wall J-Lo and her fur fetish talk. People are really hating her right now.

[HarveyBrooks]

28. But...

there's already a big ass in the White House.

[flvegan]

30. Yeah, President of the United States of Dipshitdom maybe.

Though it would be a great way for lots of Hollywood actors to get to sleep in the White House.

Shit, that was funny.

[jmowreader]

31. Now let me get this straight...

If J.Lo chose as her first task "redecorating the White House," how does that differ from Dubya choosing as his first task "clearing brush off my 2500 acres in Texas"?

And as an added bonus, when you redecorate the White House you actually have to BE THERE!

Yeah, it's a Harold Stassen campaign, but what the hell. This is what the New Hampshire primary is for.

[giant_robot]

32. But but but...

...wouldn't getting Bush out of the Whitehouse and J.Lo out of pop music and acting be an improvement to both the government and entertainment? :shrug:

[Bouncy Ball]

33. Hell she CAN'T be worse than what we've got!

At least she doesn't seem flat-out evil to me.

So that would be an improvement.