ZELL MILLER on The Daily Show!!?? Tonight! Right Now.

[BrklynLiberal]

[Cha]

1. Ye Gods! Fresh from his

stint at the abortion clinic.

[crispini]

2. I'm so stoked.

I hope it's SMOKIN!

[tuvor]

3. That was a quick hospital stay. n/t

[goodboy]

4. I thought it was Senator Palpatine!

[Dave Sund]

5. No, that's Joementum

;)

[elperromagico]

6. Damn it, when's he going to realize that

no one cares what he thinks any more?

You're out of power, old man. Give it up.

[crispini]

7. LOL, Stephen Colbert... Too funny!

:rofl:

[elperromagico]

13. Oh, that Laura Bush tape was hilarious.

"I don't want to stop until I'm bathing in a bucket of horse (bleep)."

:rofl:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

8. Did you hear what Stewart said

about Condi Rice and the ping-pong ball?

I just might start worshipping Jon.

[crispini]

11. Now, ok, am I the only one

who thinks of Thai sex shows when somebody mentions a ping pong ball? 'Cause otherwise I don't know why that's funny...

[OldLeftieLawyer]

17. Bingo n/t

[crispini]

21. Wow.

They WENT THERE? Wow. OMG!

(Damn, there are a lot more folks out there conversant with the contents of Thai sex shows than I thought.)

[OldLeftieLawyer]

22. Reassuring, isn't it?

I'm still laughing hysterically at what Stewart did with that joke.

[crispini]

31. Very over the top.

Good job, Jon! :thumbsup:

[msanthrope]

30. Condi "Ping Pong Ball" Rice n/t

[Fenris]

9. OMG! "I don't want to stop until I'm bathing in horse cum."

:rofl:

[Dave Sund]

10. Holy shit

They went there! And THEN SOME.

God, I love the Daily Show!

[MrScorpio]

12. Ok, Book Laura at the nearest comedy club

Posthaste!

[Fleshdancer]

14. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! HOLY CRAP!

cant stop laughing

bring me a stallion with the biggest **** you can find. bring me two...

:rofl:

[Fenris]

16. That's got to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

19. I accidentally woke my daughter up from laughing too loud

This has to be the best Daily Show intro I've ever seen. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard!

[norml]

15. Let me guess... He'll play up being irrationally belligerent for comic...

effect. Expect him to dwell on his "duel" with Tweety.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

23. Here's an interesting thought -

Compare how Stewart handles Miller and then compare it to Bill Maher's absolutely flat and uninteresting "interview" of Gannon/Guckert on Real Time last Friday.

[Cha]

35. I'll always remember Jon Stewart

as he was when he came on crossfire with paul begala and tucker carlson..and how he socked it to them.

You know he had to have the fire inside him.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

37. He got the show cancelled

For that, we'll always owe him.

[Cha]

39. Hell hath no fury like

Jon Stewart on a roll!

[crispini]

18. "It's gotta be a crime!'

Hahahahahahahaha! Slammin the media! :loveya:

[dflprincess]

20. Now Jon is going after media coverage of the runaway bride

I love this man!

[crispini]

24. I think of the lizard man graphic now

done by someone here on DU every time I see Zell Miller....

[htuttle]

25. Zell's on now

< click >

[Bouncy Ball]

26. God, Zell makes me SICK.

He lifted most of that RNC speech from a forwarded email that had been debunked weeks before.

[Dave Sund]

27. Forward by Sean Hannity?

Come on, Jon... quit playing nice... ;)

[tyedyeto]

28. I watched til Miller came on...

was a good show but just :puke: when I see him.

[crispini]

29. Ok, so far this is kinda ... meh...

[MrScorpio]

32. What planet is the old fart on?

Ball players not cheat in the past?

Yeahhhh, right!

[crispini]

33. Oooo.

Isn't this new bankruptcy bill indecent!

Ok, good shot, although it wasn't funny.

[sonicx]

34. ack, he wants a "consumption tax"

[crispini]

36. Your heart's in the right place and you're a good man?

Even though "we disagree on everything?"

Meh.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

38. The nerve of that fucking Zell Miller

That old handjob barely showed up for votes after he decided he wouldn't run again. His attendance at Senate hearings and votes was a joke - he'd go home to have lunch with his wife, and then fall asleep and stay there.

So, he leaves the Senate, writes a book (ahem), and disses Washington, DC?

HEY, ZELL! Why the hell didn't you DO something while you were a Senator, you opportunistic fuck?

[crispini]

40. Is Stephen Colbert married?

Cause I think I'm in lurve. :loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya::loveya:

[liberalpragmatist]

41. With Children

I believe. Read that on a profile that I can no longer find.

[crispini]

42. Damn. Oh well, I'll just have to find some other funny fellla!

:)

[Hand]

43. Best opener ever!

I swear he's just gotten better and better these past weeks. He's the Jonathan Swift and Lenny Bruce of our age all wrapped up in one!

:toast: :applause: :yourock: :woohoo: