I am destined to be a ten post hack...

[Jara sang]

Who am I kidding. I'm lucky if I get three or four responses. The posts that I start sink like friggin' lead coated cinder blocks. Oh, some people post and with in minutes... fifty responses and little flamy things. Only once have I broken one hundred. There are people that post their breakfasts on here and get one hundred and fifty responses. You know you are an addict when you are in the check out aisle at the super market and you start thinking, "Hey, that check out girl's tattoo would make excellent subject material for a post on DU." Yikes... now I've scared myself.
:scared:

[DawgHouse]

1. Please elaborate

Just what did you have for breakfast? And please, tell me more about the tattoo that you found so captivating!

[Jara sang]

2. Thank god somebody rescued this from oblivion.

I thought this one was going to sink as well, which would have proven my point, but would have been infinitely more pathetic.

[DawgHouse]

9. Okay, I think I have your problem figured out

I asked you what you had for breakfast and to describe the tattoo :) Did you think I wasn't sincere?

[Jara sang]

14. There is no breakfast and no tattoo.

That is the point. I am a hack, and destined to be so... forevah! I even stole the "forevah" from Rev_acts.

[DawgHouse]

22. Bummer.

Must be your name, then :)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. It's your new name.

No one likes it. :evilgrin:

[progmom]

4. i've been there, sweetie

the whole time i was painting my basement ceiling i was thinking about how i was going to post about it. i'm sick sick sick. :cry:

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. That's quite all right

:pals:

:P

[Left Is Write]

5. My threads usually sink like lead balloons too.

My fingers have no charisma to pass through the keyboard.

:D

Don't sweat it. You'll drive yourself crazy.

[El Fuego]

6. Ah, remember those halycon days. . .

When you were GOATHEAD!!!

[uppityperson]

8. At least you get 3 or 4 responces

I get 1 or 2 and that's because I whine for 1 or 2. Hang in there and keep posting. And have fun. Join the 10 post hack club.

[tyedyeto]

10. join the club...n/t

[Huckebein the Raven]

11. My personal record is 70 replies or somewhere around that

Oh the joy of the flamey thing on your thread....

:D

[Jara sang]

24. I find that hard to believe.

No way.

[Huckebein the Raven]

25. Ok it was 50 replies ( sorry about that ) but here's the thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2962695

[Jara sang]

26. Fifty exactly!

[MissB]

12. It is your new name.

It is just kinda scaring us off. Reminds us of Jar Jar Binks. And, well, *no one* liked Jar Jar.

We'll get used to you again.

[sundog]

13. bwahaha

:rofl:

[Jara sang]

16. Yuck, I'm changing it again. n/t

[MissB]

17. Nooooooooooooooooooo

Don't change it to Jar Jar. Anything but that. Please.

I'm kidding, of course. You shouldn't change this name either.

[sundog]

19. Jar Jar Goathead Sang

:P

[Jara sang]

21. Bastid!

My revenge will be sweet, and I will serve it you just the way you like it. Ice cold... Bwaaaaahaaaahhhaaahhhaaa!:scared: :P

[Elidor]

15. I'll give you a pity post

It's a dubious gift, believe me. :D

[Jara sang]

23. Can you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?

[Elidor]

27. Lol! I love that movie

[BikeWriter]

18. Uh, I could have sworn I heard something over here...

Maybe not...

[ahem]

20. Pity kick! n/t