I will never marry.

[Jara sang]

My destiny is an endless string of one night stands.:patriot:

[snowbear]

1. My brother always says...

the best woman he's dated have a bus ticket in their back pockets and are leaving town in the mornin' :shrug:

[zbird]

2. So, you're saying Jennifer Wilbanks is his dream date? nt

[snowbear]

3. LOL !!!!

Good one! :rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. But... but... but...

we only have one guest room, and it's spoken for (as of now) on 6/25, so if you find the need for a O.N.S. after our party you'll need to go to the Hampton Inn....

;)

[Jara sang]

5. O.N.S.?

That is something naughty isn't it?:spank:

[bertha katzenengel]

11. Naughty? Depends upon your "moral" standards.

But you wrote it in your own post: One Night Stand. ;)

[Jara sang]

13. Duhhhhhhh...

Me:



Bertha:

[bertha katzenengel]

14. Heh heh.

:pbbbt:

[skygazer]

6. I've always said marriage is a fine institution

and anyone who does it belongs in one.

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. I, too, will never marry.

Living in sin is so much better. :silly:

[tjdee]

8. If you're happy with that, that's great!

Personally, I am a total monogamous animal. I hope I'll get married before I'm 70. Or in a Oprah/Stedman or Goldie/Kurt relationship. The piece of paper isn't important to me, just the long haul thing is.

Though, at this point I'd settle for a one night stand or two! :silly:

[Jara sang]

9. Two night or week-end stands are cool, too

Alas, I have been a bit deceitful. I have a girlfriend.:spank:

[Taxloss]

10. Every time I have sworn off women and given up all hope of

having a wonderful relationship, I have almost immediately met a great woman and had a great time.

My fiancee and I have been together for 6 years and we marry in March next year.

[Huckebein the Raven]

12. A date for starters would be nice in my case

forget marriage....don't see that happening

:D

[Mikimouse]

15. Pfffffft....Yeah, yeah...I said that too...

but I have now been convinced (the hard way) that I will not get married AGAIN! To bastardize an old and profound statement "I will mate no more, forever". Take it from a two time loser, single is good, and ONSs are OK. :hippie:

[leftofthedial]

16. as soon as I get unmarried from the ex-ball and chain

I'm done with that perticular institution.

[KatyaR]

17. Marriage? Feh--I'd take a date.

I haven't had one since 1989. Believe me, I could become pope before I could see myself having a date.