***** URGENT! MUST-READ! *****

[UrbScotty]

THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE IS UNDER ATTACK!

We must do something NOW!

Discuss!

[More Than A Feeling]

1. Oh my God! We're all gonna DIE!

*runs away screaming*

[sakabatou]

6. Well duh.

We're all going to die sooner or later.

[gollygee]

2. I think I should get divorced

because my marriage wasn't done in a church so it isn't a real marriage anyway. The People of God (tm) deserve to have marriage all to themselves apparently.

[MrScorpio]

3. OH MY GOD, AMERICA IS GONNA DIE!!!!

Quick, find an a heterosexual couple and get them married!

[purr]

4. Mine wasnt done in a freeper church oooh nooo!!

I better convert and renew my vows there!

[tjwash]

5. I'm sorry, I didn't hear you, I was busy having sex with my dairy cow.

nt

[khashka]

7. Damn it!

I just got engaged to a mollusc. And now I can't marry her/him/it? Damn those gay people! Why do they always have to spoil it for the rest of us?

Khash.

[Merope215]

8. Does that mean I can't marry my box turtle?

n/t

[UrbScotty]

9. Exactly (nt)

[matcom]

10. i don't give a rat's ass anymore

"Japetto", my box turtle and I are living in bliss and don't NEED a stupid piece of paper to define our love for us.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. The sanctity of sanity is under attack...

This fundy bullshit is driving us all crazy.

[bertha katzenengel]

12. If I did anything about it, I'd have to disown my sister, because she

has had a divorce. :cry: I can't do it.