"Beer is Proof that God Loves us

[BOSSHOG]

and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin

What a statesman! Can anyone question what that forefather meant?

[mzmolly]

1. Keep in mind ... he weren't talkin bout Miller.

;)

[Left Is Write]

3. Yes, he was talking about GOOD beer.

[Wapsie B]

8. You mean they had Schmidt back then too?

;-)

just kidding........

[Left Is Write]

9. Oh, you're the funny one!

[Wapsie B]

11. Why thank you ma'am!

I like to start the day off with a laugh.

:)

[Robeson]

10. Nice....

and on the mark...:toast:

[Steel City Slim]

2. Beer Is Good

Hi Chief,
One of my favorite blues artists, Popa Chubby, does a song "Sweet Goddess Of Love And Beer". What more do you need?

[cruadin]

4. I'm reading "Benjamin Franklin: An American Life" right now.

Franklin was an incredible figure--writer, politician, statesman, scientist, pariot, philosopher, gourmand, and just generally a man who lived his life to the fullest.

To Franklin! :toast:

[Sugar Smack]

13. He did, and he authored the statement, "Fart Proudly".

All that and the best sense of humor in US history. Ben Franklin was a fine, foxy poppa, and I'm still searching for a man who in any way resembles him!!!!

To Franklin!



:toast:

[Steel City Slim]

14. Hey

I'm old, fat and bald.

[RevCheesehead]

5. A-Friggin-Men!!!

:toast: (and that's from a "professional")

[tinfoilinfor2005]

6. History Channel right now has a Franklin special on...

Very interesting. I am a confessed Franklin groupie, anyway.

[Zomby Woof]

7. I am reading a collection of his works

A compilation of his autobiography, his letters, Poor Richard, and selected essays. Published by the Library Of America. http://www.loa.org

[hfojvt]

12. man made beer, God made pot

who do you trust?

That was from a bumpersticker I saw once. Vonnegut wrote that "alcohol is actually a depressant, but poor people everywhere will never stop hoping that it isn't"

Simple recipe for instant a$$hole - take one human being and add alcohol.

Bartender says: "superman, you can be a real pi$$er when you're drunk"

"70% of sexual assaults on college campuses involve alcohol"

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