I'm a woman of filth..... ask me anything

[liberalitch]

[demnan]

1. So, when was the last time you vaccumed the carpet

and does the vaccum work or is it stopped up?

[liberalitch]

2. Three weeks ago....

It works.... it's just me that doesn't
Next question

[iconoclastic cat]

3. What sort of filth, exactly?

[liberalitch]

6. Oh, cat hair.... stacks of books and political propaganda..

General clutter

[radwriter0555]

4. Do you have packratitis, or prefer to wallow in say, crusty cat feces in

the bed, trash piled to the ceiling?

Or better yet, do you leave the fecal-crusted scum in the toilet bowl for years?

[liberalitch]

8. I am patient zero of packratitis

But there are an impressive number of beer bottles and newpapers about

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

5. Best copycat ever!

Wish I'd thought of it! :yourock:

[kittykatkoffeekup]

7. If you couldn't be a woman of filth

Would you be a man of the cloth? Or a Pope on a rope?

[liberalitch]

9. get a sex change, a job at starbucks and...

be a man of the froth

[Tsiyu]

10. Forgive me Father Cappucino, for I have sinned...

O8) :donut:

Oops!

[liberalitch]

11. I absolve you...

now... wet, dry, extra shot and would you like to add a sweetner before I make it?

Because I love all my flock you don't even have to ask for one of those heat blockers..... I just put it on for you.

[Tsiyu]

12. Just a sprinkling of cinnamon, Father

Scratch the Bailey's, gimme straight up bourbon splashed in strong, a bit of cinnamon and some heavy cream....and thanks for that free heat blocker. You do love us!


Ahhh, I'll wake up soon....Amen! :donut: