Isn't anyone going to welcome me to DU?

[Sean Flynn]

Dammit. I've posted 10 or 12 intellectually stimulating posts and not one person has even whispered a "hey howdy ho" to me....I'm not feeling the love is all. :cry: :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Welcome to DU!

Strangely.. I feel like I know you already... :shrug:

[Sean Flynn]

5. Figures you are first in line

:D

15,000+ in how many months :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Shhhhhhhhh we don't talk about that.

:o

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Yeah, but...

You got that there smiley thing goin' on real good.

Welcome.

[Abelman]

3. Welcome!

How are you today? :hi:

[Sean Flynn]

18. Just fine, Mr. Alaska!

Thanks for the welcome :D

[StaggerLee]

4. welcome Sean!

don't be sad...

:woohoo:

[yvr girl]

6. We don't do intelluctually stimulating in the lounge

Especially on the weekend. You need to read up on the rules. We're VERY strict in the lounge.

Welcome! :hi:

[Sean Flynn]

11. And you, my love....

never met a lamp post you didn't like.....or so I've heard :o

[yvr girl]

29. Oh, boy. You get really drunk one night in Boston

hug a few lamp posts and all of a sudden you get this bad reputation. I'm usually an angel. O8)

I'm a little scared that you know who I am. How long have you been lurking?

[Sean Flynn]

35. Meh - maybe I was there?

:shrug:

[yvr girl]

36. Have I kissed your ass by any chance?

[Sean Flynn]

39. mehbe

mehbe not :P

[yvr girl]

41. Did I sleep with you?

[Sean Flynn]

44. Not in the biblical sense!

[yvr girl]

66. It's so hard for a Canadian girl like me to get lucky

:cry:

I was throwing myself at everyone, and no one would catch me. :shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. I know who you are!

You're lamp post number 3, aren't you! AREN'T YOU?! :o

[knowbody0]

7. are you good and irish

[Sean Flynn]

16. ah! the Irish name. Actually, I took the name from a song on

Combat Rock :D

[ogradda]

8. Hey welcome to DU!

Sorry. I dont seem to be into the intellectual posts tonite. :)

[progmom]

9. hey howdy

who are you?

[Sean Flynn]

12. No one you would know.

:P

[progmom]

you feel very very familiar

hmmmmmm

[Sean Flynn]

14. Nope. No Clue. Go Away.

:P

[progmom]

23. put that tongue away stranger

unless you're not a stranger?

[Redstone]

25. I know who you are. I'm not going away, but your secret is safe

with me. You know me, don't you, and you know that you can trust me on this.

Redstone

[Sean Flynn]

30. Yes.

:hug:

[fortyfeetunder]

10. Hello There

:hi:

Do you also want a :hug: too?

[Sean Flynn]

13. I NEVER turn down hugs!

:hug:

[Longgrain]

15. Welcome my friend

Sean Flynn? That's the exact same name of one of my former Managers....

Weird ain't it?:hi:

[snowbear]

17. Welcome Aboard !!!

~~~ Glad you're here! ~~~

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. Hi Sean

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Sean Flynn]

22. Why thank you KinC!

I appreciate the welcome. And, you have a loverly smile if I do say so myself :D

[tammywammy]

20. Welcome!

:hi:

It took me about 10 posts before I got a hello too.

edited to fix my smiley

[Sean Flynn]

26. sheesh! 10 posts! I didn't think anyone was ever going to pay attention

to me! Now, how many do I need before my name starts appearing in the subject line of threads :silly:

[tammywammy]

38. Well, that hasn't happened for me yet.

But I've only been here a month and a half...so I'm still pretty new. I'm happy when someone replies. And the best post I stared count got to 58.

[Cobalt Violet]

21. Welcome !!!!!

Is that your real name?

[Sean Flynn]

27. No.

It's not. It's a Clash song title. :hi:

[lenidog]

28. Welcome to DU!!!

[Sean Flynn]

32. thank you! Much appreciated!

:hug:

[lenidog]

40. I have a feeling I know you stranger

Though if you are who I think you are as Schultz would say "I know nothing! Nothing!" Though I welcome once again:hi:

[Sean Flynn]

47. Thank you, again.

:hi:

[OnionPatch]

31. Ok, this should make you feel better

I'm using my 1000th post to say WELCOME, SEAN FLYNN!!!

:bounce: :toast:

[Sean Flynn]

48. Thank you for using your 1000th post to say hello to me!

That rocks and so do you! :yourock:

[BrklynLiberal]

33. Welcome Sean. Interrupting Stargate SG-1 to say Hi.

[Robeson]

34. Your post were so intellectually stimulating that I lost my breath...

...and senses, and have just now been able to regain my composure. Welcome!!! :hi: :bounce: :toast: :party:

[Sean Flynn]

37. Thank you. I felt the same way myself. Others obviously didn't!

[Robeson]

42. Then its obvious, that some do not recognize quality, when they see it....

...;-)

[katinmn]

43. ok, whose parrot are you? Swamp Rat? Matcom?

fess up!

:)

[Sean Flynn]

49. Right game....wrong ball park?

:shrug:

[katinmn]

72. LOL!

I think I know. Was looking at posts 21 and 22.

:dilemma:

[Floogeldy]

45. That depends

Are you a freeperish assbite? ;)

B-) }(

[Sean Flynn]

50. Yes! Yes I am. I am a freeper! Dayum! It took 32 posts for

someone to figure that out! :silly: Are you fuggin' nutz? You ask me nothing, but assume I'm a freeper? Try again, pleeze!

[Robeson]

53. Yes, he is nutz. Once you've been here a little while....

...you want have to ask that question.....

[Floogeldy]

57. You are already showing signs of Freeperishness

You just accused me of assuming that you are a Freeper. I did not do that.

I only asked, "Are you a freeperish assbite?" You answered in the positive, and then accused me of doing something that I have not done.

That is what Limbaugh does.

Where did you learn this technique?

}(

[Sean Flynn]

69. Dude - you are SOOOO wrong about me..... I am not a freeper,

and I have taken no pointers from Rush, I am a FUGGIN' socialist.

They don't make them any further left than me, okay? I don't listen to Rush or Sean or Bill...I am socialist....get it?

[Floogeldy]

90. How could I be wrong about you?

In order for me to be wrong about you, I would have to reach conclusions about you. I have reached no conclusions about you. I have only asked questions.

In response to my questions, you have accused me of doing things I have not done.

That is weird.

}(

[Sean Flynn]

97. Accusing me of showing signs of "freeperishness" isn't the same

as accusing me of being a freeper, but it's pretty fucking close. In fact, I'm having a little trouble seeing the difference.

So let's break it down: George Bush is a fucking war criminal with blood on his hands for the illegal war he started in Iraq. I hate his policy on social security. I think national health care is a must, I think abortion is for the individual....I HATE, HATE, HATE this fuggin war....I think the tax cuts benefit no one but the wealthiest...I think stringing GWB up by his testicles and letting him rot in the hot Texas sun would be a justified punishment for the war crimes he has committed.....yeah...I'm a freeper :silly:

[Floogeldy]

106. Man, you almost had me until you started talking about . . .

. . . stringing up the president by his testicles. That was way out of line, illegal, and terribly un-American. Frankly, shocking and scary, too. Sounds like something a terrorist would want to do.

Very disturbing.

[Sean Flynn]

116. Oh STFU - I'm no freeper. I'm 48 hours after listening

to Chimpy McCokeSpoon give a speech as to why Social Security is a thing of the past...cut me a fuggin' break. I hate that jackass with a passion. In fact, if we could harness my hatred into energy, there would be no fuel shortage in this country. I'm done trying to prove myself to you....take it or leave it.

[progmom]

117. oh floo

stop taunting the noob!

[Sean Flynn]

118. It's alright! I can handle myself.... I know I'm not a freeper.

:hi:

[progmom]

122. so does floo

he's just messin with the noob

[Sean Flynn]

123. erm...whatsa noob?

[progmom]

125. it's like a knob

only nicer

[Sean Flynn]

126. meanypants!

:P

[progmom]

128. noob!

:P

[BikeWriter]

108. Tell me you're a freeper, I hit alert!!!!!! Okay, I lied.

If you lied, you will get caught.

[Huckebein the Raven]

51. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[Sean Flynn]

55. Thank you, darling!

I hear you like older women! Is that true?

[Huckebein the Raven]

62. LOL.Yes

:D

[BattyDem]

52. Hi Sean!

[Sean Flynn]

58. Thank you!

:hi:

[shesemsmom]

54. I'm sorry,

A GREAT BIG WELCOME TO YOU!!!!:hi:

[Sean Flynn]

60. AW! Thanks bunches!

:hug:

[shesemsmom]

71. I hope you stick around we really aren't that bad.

lol

[bettyellen]

56. it's nice to see you again.....

you didn't forget, did you?

[Sean Flynn]

61. the brownies?

NEVAH :D

[_testify_]

59. welcome to DU!!!

I almost hit 70 posts till I was welcomed (tonight actually)

Did you get that special tingly feeling like I did?

[Sean Flynn]

64. Welcome to DU - I'm gonna roll out the red carpet just for you:

WELCOME!

[xmas74]

63. Welcome!

*trying to act enthusiastic, but am still fighting a hangover*

[xmas74]

65. dupe

[ahem]

67. Hello and a warm welcome!

:hi:

[Misunderestimator]

68. Welcome to DU, Sean!

[Sean Flynn]

73. Thanks, darlin'

It's nice to be here :hi:

[Straight Shooter]

70. Welcome to DU, Sean Flynn.

This is a hot little thread. My my, you have a wicked sense of humor :o

[Sean Flynn]

76. already? That is showing? Dayum!

Note to self: Hide wicked sense of humor... :P

[halobeam]

74. I'll welcome you, if you welcome me

:hug:

[Sean Flynn]

78. Pishaw - you've been here since October! That's long enough

to plant some bulbs and grow some roots :D What do you need me for? :o

[halobeam]

103. I've been here thats true

but I wasn't welcomed. boohoo... you know, you could know someone loves ya, but it feels good to hear it..

that kinda thing... :cry:

[Sean Flynn]

124. I love you! Does that count?

:hug:

[frictionlessO]

75. hehehe I know who you are....

Welcome to DU again... though I do wonder why??

[Sean Flynn]

79. J - I love you!

:loveya:

[frictionlessO]

89. ahhh schucks....

almost a hint but never a word, I wonder if the others will notice...

Havin' fun or something else?
:loveya: purrrrrrrrrr

[GoddessOfGuinness]

77. Hush up

and have a cyberbrew :beer:

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Sean Flynn]

81. AW! thanks!

Make mine one bourbon, one scotch and one beer! :D

[ooglymoogly]

80. i'm havin a welcome party for ye sean flynn

in one min its top o' the marnin and raise the glass to ye sean flynn and welcome to du....a place of infinite jest...and sometimes....sometimes, mind boggling repartee

[Anarcho-Socialist]

82. Hello...

:hi:

[Zhade]

83. Hell no!

KIDDING! I noticed you on my "Poppy treason?" thread. Welcome to DU!

[Sean Flynn]

87. Thank you!

I have a particular passion for south american history and US involvement in it. That thread caught my attention. :D

[Zhade]

93. Always glad to have a knowledgeable new poster!

SA history is a great topic to discuss, too. Glad you're here.

[Skittles]

84. WHO ISN'T WELCOMING YOU

I WILL KICK THEIR ASS

[Sean Flynn]

91. Your ass kicking skills are legendary!

that's all I'm saying :D

[Skittles]

98. how long have you been lurking, Sean?

I WILL KICK YOUR ASS :D

[Sean Flynn]

100. Long enough to know of your legendary ass kicking skills!

runs away -------------------------> fast

[Skittles]

107. LOL

well, welcome to the DU anyhoo. :hi:

[Kat45]

85. Welcome, Sean Flynn.

Have you been here before?

[Sean Flynn]

92. Not to my knowledge!

:shrug: Do you know something I don't?

[progmom]

86. holy crap

this is a lot of posts for a noob thread. impressive.

[Sean Flynn]

94. He he!

that's all I can say. :P

[Rick Myers]

88. Greetings!!!

Busy night!!! Welcome to DU... Now go wash my car!

(kidding)

Welcome to The Real World!!!

:toast:

[Sean Flynn]

95. Real World! Like on MTV when a bunch of teens live in a suite

they would never be able to afford in real life? Cool. Where's the hot tub?

[elshiva]

96. Welcome dearheart!

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

Feeling the love yet?

[Sean Flynn]

99. I am now! I am now!

:loveya: back!

[elshiva]

104. Good!

:hug: I love your avatar.

[RetroLounge]

101. Sorry this took so long

I was at a bar with a bunch of DU'ers...

Welcome!

:hi:

RL

[Sean Flynn]

102. thanks.

:hi:

You're home early from a bar, though aren't you?

[RetroLounge]

110. Been there 2 days. I need to sleep...

RL

[Sean Flynn]

105. aren't you back a bit early?

[RetroLounge]

111. Nope.

Needed my DU fix...

RL

[Sean Flynn]

114. what makes DU so addictive that you can't stay away for even a few

hours....and in the company of other DUers from the threads I've seen?

[nguoihue]

109. Welcome Sean

Interesting name. Ever been to Cambodia?

[Sean Flynn]

115. why do you ask?

[laugle]

112. shoe fly pie and apple pan dowdy makes

your eyes light up and your tummy say "HOWDY" that's an old song...not my era. WELCOME NEWBIE FROM ANOTHER NEWBIE!!!!!!!!

[Sean Flynn]

113. OMG - that is one of my favorite songs. I love Dinah Shore's version!

Yowza :toast: to you, too!

[laugle]

119. Isn't that a BIG coincidence, oh I know you age now

oops, Was it dowdy or downey? Actually I have a cookbook with the recipe. Before I saw it in the book I had no idea what the heck it meant in the song. I just thought it was a cute song.

[Vektor]

120. Welcome to DU!

I usually wish the newbies a fond hello when I see them. I didn't see you before!

Hello! :hi:

[Sean Flynn]

121. thank you!

Much obliged :hi:

[miss_kitty]

127. .

:o

[EarlG]

129. I hate to be a party pooper

But this Sean Flynn account belongs to JimmyJazz. We take a pretty dim view of this kind of behavior because a) we just don't think it's very funny to get well-meaning DUers to welcome someone who's already posting on the board, and b) it makes people more suspicious of newbies in the future.

So I'm locking this thread, the Sean Flynn account has been shut off, JimmyJazz has received a final warning (because we had to warn her for disruptive behavior just the other day) and we would deeply appreciate it if members would think twice before creating secondary accounts to amuse themselves.