Son of "Movie lines that make me laugh"

[Doctor_J]

from a couple weeks ago.

Here's one each from the Belushi Bros

"well then, I guess you're really up shit creek"

"You know, Joan, if you didn't have a pussy, there'd be a bounty on your head"

[Rick Myers]

1. A Straight-faced deadpan Charlton Heston

in 'True Lies' to Ahnold:

"Christ Harry, you really screwed the pooch this time..."

[Psst_Im_Not_Here]

2. Young Guns

"Hey Dawg, did you see the size of that chicken?"

Later....

"Why ain't they killin' us?"

"We're in the spirit world asshole, they can't see us!"

[chookie]

3. From Woody Allen's "Love and Death"

(So and so returned home from the war safely) "But alas, my brother Ivan was not so fortunate. He was a casualty of war. He had been bayonetted to death by a Polish conscientious objector."

[memerzatz]

4. Katherine Hepburn in Lion in Winter

Sitting at a dressing table, looking in mirror while getting dressed, holding a necklace.
"perhaps I should hang this from my nipplrs, but I suppose it would shock the children"