The Bar is finally open - C'mon in!

[MrScorpio]

[JohnKleeb]

1. Ahh just gimme a pound burger with curly fries and a coke

and for desert, cheesecake. Trying to lay off the drinking.

[MrScorpio]

5. Here you go

Burger

Curly Fries

Coke

[JohnKleeb]

9. Classic but always good, thanks man

[snowbear]

28. How you supposed to get your mouth around that thing?

..the burger I mean.

:o :7

[JohnKleeb]

30. I use a knife

:shrug:

[iconoclastic cat]

59. Look at this one!

[Renew Deal]

66. No, not that coke.

:evilgrin:

[alittlelark]

2. I'd greatly appreciate a glass of Opus One.... 1987 if possible

Thanks!

[MrScorpio]

11. Here's a bottle. Enjoy

[alittlelark]

67. I'll take it and the laptop out to the gazebo...

Thanks!

[Left Is Write]

3. Thank goodness! How about a beer? Rogue Dead Guy ale, maybe.

[MrScorpio]

14. Sure thing

[Left Is Write]

29. Thank you, darling!

[snowbear]

4. Lemme start out with a Baileys and coffee...

And don't skimp on the Baileys! :spray:

[MrScorpio]

16. Yummy

[Zuni]

6. dude, I want the cheapest beer you have

I'm talkin' Pabst or something

[MrScorpio]

18. Drink up

[Zuni]

20. I don't need a chilled mug. Can will do just fine

[Droopy]

7. Leinenkugels Honey Weiss please

And you haven't got one of those I'll take a generic, old Miller Lite.

[xmas74]

12. I haven't heard of a Leinenkugel since I left MI!

[Droopy]

19. I live in Ohio

and you can only get it at a beer specialty shop in my town.

[xmas74]

24. I can't find it down here at all (MO).

[MrScorpio]

25. You get some too

[xmas74]

27. Thank you baby!

[MrScorpio]

22. I've got what you need

[Droopy]

31. Cool

That's some yummy stuff. Better not let me have too many of them, though, or I might be sitting here in the bar all by myself due to some serious gaseous emissions. :)

[Book Lover]

8. Today is a beer and sidecar kind of day

Got any Hefe on tap? And since it's payday, you got any Johnny Walker Blue around? I'm hankering for some...

[wryter2000]

23. Ooooh!

I'll have what Book Lover is having.

[Book Lover]

65. *clink*

Here's to Friday!

[MrScorpio]

33. Gotcha

[Book Lover]

38. Ah, my dear sir

How can I thank you? Yum!

[MrScorpio]

Say something sexy to me in your favorite language

That'll do ya

[Book Lover]

60. Well, my spouse will have something to say about that

So instead, how about a love poem?

Soleasi nel mio cor star bella et viva,
com'altra donna in loco humile et basso:
or son fatto io per l'ultimo suo passo
non pur mortal, ma morto, et ella è diva.

L'alma d'ogni suo ben spogliata et priva,
Amor de la sua luce ignudo et casso
devrian de la pietà romper un sasso,
ma non è chi lor duol riconti o scriva:

ché piangon dentro, ov'ogni orecchia è sorda,
se non la mia, cui tanta doglia ingombra,
ch'altro che sospirar nulla m'avanza.

Veramente siam noi polvere et ombra,
veramente la voglia cieca e 'ngorda,
veramente fallace è la speranza.

or, in English,

She ruled in beauty o'er this heart of mine,
A noble lady in a humble home,
And now her time for heavenly bliss has come,
'Tis I am mortal proved, and she divine.
The soul that all its blessings must resign,
And love whose light no more on earth finds room,
Might rend the rocks with pity for their doom,
Yet none their sorrows can in words enshrine;
They weep within my heart; and ears are deaf
Save mine alone, and I am crushed with care,
And naught remains to me save mournful breath.
Assuredly but dust and shade we are,
Assuredly desire is blind and brief,
Assuredly its hope but ends in death.

[MrScorpio]

62. Bello, come un sole alla mattina!

Thanks

[xmas74]

10. I want the usual-a dirty martini.

And I am really craving some of the Hot and Spicy Chex Mix tonight.

[MrScorpio]

35. Dirty enough for ya?

[xmas74]

36. Damn that looks good!

[tnlefty]

13. May I have a Rolling Rock please? We may be getting a new

kitty, and it's been a long week and I was thinking something light and refreshing to take the edge off, but still coherant enough to deal with my 2 cats when/if the new one arrives.

On second thought, make it a shot of Cuervo gold and a margarita on the rocks.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

15. Virgin pina colada, s'il vous plait? Merci!

[MrScorpio]

39. Mai oui!

Vous savez que je ne peux pas vous aider avec ce problème vierge.
Demandez-juste moi.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

83. French translation: "You know that I cannot help you with this virgin

problem. Just ask me."

LOL!:rofl:

[MrScorpio]

37. Here's your order

[tnlefty]

41. Thanks so much!!! I'll be dancing in the streets pretty soon.

That's a mighty big shot!

[wryter2000]

17. Thank heaven

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

I came looking for your bar, Mr. S., because the a-hole I work for is in the next room asking me stoopid questions and making juvenile demands. I swear, he'll ask me to blow his nose for him next.

Happy Secretary's Week, my ass!

Pour me something big and alcoholic.

:mad:

[MrScorpio]

40. Try this, Sugar pants

[wryter2000]

48. You're the best

:loveya: Mr. Scorpio

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[belladonna]

21. Tonight I let you choose

Just make it strong and keep 'em coming :crazy:

[MrScorpio]

42. My favorite, Honey Pie

[belladonna]

45. Ohhh, the expensive stuff

Is this on the house? :P

[MrScorpio]

50. Sure is

If you want to make it up to me in your own way, I still have my back room

[belladonna]

57. Make that a margarita, heavy on the tequila

This day just gets better and better :;(

[MrScorpio]

61. Sure thing

[belladonna]

68. Thanks, hot stuff

Just keep 'em coming and we'll work out this back room stuff later :D

[warrior1]

26. How about just a root beer float.

thanks

[MrScorpio]

44. Yummilicious

[pscot]

32. I'll have a plumber and his helper,

and keep 'emcomin'

[MrScorpio]

46. We're out

Anything else?

[Worst Username Ever]

34. I'm still a bit hung over. A bloody mary would be nice...

Thank you SIR!!!

[MrScorpio]

47. Bloody good

[Longgrain]

43. The usual Guinness as usual Mr. S

I got to stay away from that hard liquor.

[MrScorpio]

49. Drink up, My friend

[Longgrain]

51. Brilliant! Thanks.

Here's a fiver keep the change.

[iconoclastic cat]

63. Pssst...LG...(passes under bar, out of view)

[Book Lover]

64. Hey, hey, hey

can I get in on this action? Here, let's fill that up with my California stash...

[iconoclastic cat]

72. 'ere!

[Longgrain]

77. But unfortunately we have to step outside

smoking isn't allowed in Massachusetts bars...:-(

[Droopy]

52. While we're drinking, I'm going to sing a song for y'all

Beer

If wine is divine
then beer is heavenly.

You know when life gets going strong
that there is absolutely nothing wrong
with throwing back a cold six pack
to ease you of your panic attack.

And when it seems like life is hell
and everyone is ringing your bell
invite them out to have a drink
and drink the brew until you stink.

And if your mate leaves you one night
old beer never grows trite
it will be there ever faithfully
to share in your poor misery.

But you really don’t need an excuse
to put good beer into use
all you really need is a five spot
and a place to keep it from getting hot.

[bigwillq]

53. Heineken!

:toast:
Please!

[MrScorpio]

55. Proost!

[bigwillq]

79. Thank you!

I really need that right now!:toast:

[iconoclastic cat]

54. For the love of Jeebus, gimmie the biggest margarita you've got!

I'm beggin'!

[MrScorpio]

56. Try this one

[iconoclastic cat]

58. Awesome! Here--keep the change!

[benny05]

69. Lindemann chardonnay pls

with a douse of no-re-thugs

[MrScorpio]

70. Enjoy

[all.of.me]

71. i already had a beer at 3 o'clock, so

i think it's time for a frozen margarita made with agave wine instead of tequila. it's been an emotional couple of days........

[MrScorpio]

73. Sure enough

[all.of.me]

76. bring me another, please!

and get ready to bring me a third.

i'm not driving tonight, so let 'er rip!

[MrScorpio]

78. Another it is

[all.of.me]

80. ah......

ok. i'm ready for the last one.

you're the best!

i got a pocketful of these. they're all yours.

[MrScorpio]

81. And the last

[TheMightyFavog]

74. Your best Single Malt Scotch, neat.

:9

[MrScorpio]

75. Neato

[Hand]

82. Tanqueray and tonic, please.

It's gettin' to be the season at last! Hooray!
:hi: