bought my first Playboy today

[rebel_yell]

sad huh? 21 years old and only now just buyin my first porno mag,lol

hey, i was raised by fundies, I was too scared to do it before

[ghostsofgiants]

1. Don't you have the internet?

Why the hell are you paying for nudie mags?

[rebel_yell]

8. don't get me wrong

Internet porn is great, but there's just a good old school feeling ya get from reading a dirty mag.

[FreedomAngel82]

28. And what about

HBO? They have adult movies on sometimes in the early morning. Not that I know anything about that of course ( ;) ).

[Enraged_Ape]

2. Was it good for you?

I remember my first issue: the 1982 Tanya Roberts pictorial.

There's just nothing like your first time.

[LynneSin]

16. My first was that woman who was boinking Wade Boggs

Yeah, even I've bought a Playboy

[snowbear]

3. Keep both hands on that keyboard...

:o (while you're typing here)






..... :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

4. Damn, what a waste of money

You should have a pal and borrow his.

Besides. there is plenty of free porn on the net.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. I'm sayin'!

[Left Is Write]

5. I bought a Playgirl when I was 18.

I was a college freshman. I bought some cigarettes and got ID'd for them; as long as I was getting ID'd, I decided to buy the magazine too. I had two friends with me who wanted to know what I did that for.

"Because I could," I said.

[ahem]

7. You still haven't bought your first porno mag,

that's just a nudie mag with decent articles. :)

[Book Lover]

15. What ahem said

Seriously, read Playboy for the articles. Buy something else for your, um, other interests...

I bet this thread'll be locked by 16 posts, Alex!

[Zuni]

9. Dude, go for Club or something

Club is all nasty and shit. Playboy is tasteful...

[RandomKoolzip]

60. Or Swank or Cheri.....

Playboy's for losers.

[DS1]

10. I was stealing them by 15

[Zuni]

31. Hell I found a sack full of old Oui's from like 1975 behind a 7-11 once

One of the happiest days of my childhood

[DS1]

34. Dude, I think every kid's found a stack of old mags somewhere once

Mine was in the woods, half buried in a garbage bag. It was quickly reburied elsewhere.

Now I have this feeling that I need to go out somewhere and give something back for the next generation :D

[Zuni]

36. the bag of Oui was hidden my neighbors garage

I do not know who throws vast amounts of porn into alleys, parking lots, wooded ravines, behind schools---but I just want to thank them for their care. :P

[xmas74]

11. I bought Playgirl once.

It was the Kato Kaelin edition (don't ask-when you are high it seems like a great idea). There was nothing to see.

[JohnKleeb]

13. Kate Kaelin

:rofl:
I remember my first playboy, Hedges actually found the images to taunt me :cry:, it was of girls wearing kiss makeup, my first porn video on the other hand, I won't get in to that because I dont want this locked.

[xmas74]

14. I just wanted to see why he was Hollywood's

favorite moocher at the time. He had nothing there.

[JohnKleeb]

17. you were also high it seems too

Its ok, we can share our first playboy memories/terrors together, god girls wearing kiss make up is so not hot well unless they were uhhh you know :D.

[xmas74]

18. My best ideas always came to me when I was high.

I went to a porn shop and thought that I needed to buy something. But I really didn't know what most of the "toys" were for, so I left w/ a magazine instead.

[JohnKleeb]

20. You gotta be 18 to buy that kind of stuff right?

3 more months :bounce: of course I am more excited about being able to sign stuff legally etc but being able to buy porn is good too.

[Huckebein the Raven]

40. Yes.

But of course, I wouldn't know anything about that.

:evilgrin:

[taught_me_patience]

12. Sorry to say

but Playboy doesn't count as porn. Heck... I started looking at playboy when I was 5 years old. Borrow Club from a friend and you'll never go back to the soft core stuff again.

[Shredr]

19. My first was the Madonna issue

My mom found it and blacked out all the pictures without telling me and then just put it back. When I went to... read... it again... well, I had the articels and that's it. (Oh, I was 15 at the time.)

[A HERETIC I AM]

21. LOL!! Your mom blacked out the pics????

hee hee....does she work for Army intel or something? How very ......censored!

[Shredr]

26. The best part is, it turns out I'm gay (took me a while to figure it out)

So now she says (jokingly) that she wishes she'd have let me look at the women. Might have "straightened" me out.

[ahem]

32. LOL! That'll teach her.

[xchrom]

22. cruel!

what a great story!

[two gun sid]

23. I haven't seen a Playboy in about 8-9 years....

do they still have good articles?

[HEyHEY]

24. Did you lie about how it was for a sick friend

[Parche]

25. playboy

There is so much better stuff on the net!!!!

[KG]

27. Playboy isn't porn.

it's just a gateway mag.

[Karenina]

29. Funniest.Subject line. EVER.

:rofl: I BELIEVE you bought it for the ARTICLES! Enjoy it, Sweetiekins!!! :hug: :rofl:

[Dukkha]

30. I bought my first TV Guide today

The first one in 35 years. Only because it has a cool Chancellor Palpatine/Darth Sidious holo image on the cover.

[Hatalles]

33. Oooh, I should check my mail for that...

[Hatalles]

35. Looks like I got the Obi-Wan/Anakin full cover...

Not bad, not bad.

[Huckebein the Raven]

37. Even though I have a few on my own,

there is more "interesting" things on the 'net

[solinvictus]

38. I'm more of a "Juggs" man myself..

but I like natural women.

[khashka]

39. But did ya like it?

Next thing on your list (as advised by me)

1. Buy Penthouse.
2. Buy Hustler.
3. Go to a strip club.
4. Take a whore out to lunch.
5. Buy a really good vibrator - good fun for guys, great fun for gals - and learn how to use it. Treat the woman in your life to a hell of a good time!

Khash.

(a copy of Our Bodies, Our Selves wouldn't go amiss)

[JohnKleeb]

41. Penthouse is better than Playboy

:) IMO. Nice tips btw ha,

[khashka]

42. John, you and me are SO not alike

and yet we have the same tastes!

Penthouse is so much better! I actually convinced my (fundie) parents to get me a subscription when I was 13. And I was a fag even then. But all the times I've had sex with women is entirely due to Penthouse - good gods! How can you look at those gals and not want to?



I didn't add my advance course for straight guys:

Get a copy of On Our Backs - butch women, older women, heavier women, lesbian women. Trust me, it's amazingly hot - and I don't even really go for girls.


Khash.

[JohnKleeb]

45. I like Penthouse because it has girl-girl action

Something playboy hasnt had.

[khashka]

46. On Our Backs

All girl-girl action.

I don't really get this , but primarily I like boy-boy action (but I'm gay so sure that makes sense), I also like girl-girl action (doesn't make sense at all) but boy-girl action leaves me cold (hey there's a guy - it should do something for me, but nada).

But meet me after class, John... I'll corrupt you and turn you on the cool girl-girl stuff.

Khash.

[JohnKleeb]

49. Ha, well depends

Ha, yeah it doesnt make sense, and boy-girl action bores me, girl-girl action is pretty much what I live for when it comes to porn. Corrupt me? oh please, I am already corrupted as is :).

[rebel_yell]

50. girl-girl is good

I don't wanna see some guy's schlong in there, i just want some titties.

[Huckebein the Raven]

51. Redheads and Blondes and

women with blue eyes and black hair

Sigh.....

[JohnKleeb]

52. ahh the dark haired blue eyed beauty

:). I feel ya man, I really do.

[Huckebein the Raven]

54. My Kryptonite

:D

[JohnKleeb]

58. I am glad you find fem versions of me pretty

:D
I am feeling really reflective some what tonight :shrug:

[Huckebein the Raven]

62. So John you look like this:

Her name is Kirsty Mitchell

:D

[JohnKleeb]

63. Yeah she's pretty

got anymore pics?

[JohnKleeb]

53. yeah exactly

:).

[khashka]

59. Girl girl

OOB had this story with a photo layout of these two girls getting it on in a cathedral in Italy. One was kinda butch and the other had amazing breasts, hips and raven hair down to her ass. They did it on the altar.

As might be expected, I never managed to read the story - I kept getting distracted by the pix :)

Girl-Girl is GOOD. No denying it.

Khash.

[JohnKleeb]

61. I like having a side story

Call me nerdy :), but I remember this one porn I saw on TV, in fact it was my first, this blonde's husband had been cheating on her, so the marriage conselor seduced her, god to see that again, ahh well, I'll go buy some porn once I hit 18 :D.

[khashka]

64. I told you you needed to be corrupted

you're gonna wait til your 18 :) LOL

I got my first video membership when I was 11. I refused to return The Other Side Of Julie - I had to save up my allowance to pay it off. Great porn :)

I guess you're just a late starter!

Khash.

[JohnKleeb]

65. Its only 3 months and I can just get it offline until then

Nah, its more that I am cautious yet corrupted, same reason why I am gonna wait to be 18 to do other things too, I dont like taking risks.

[Huckebein the Raven]

44. Number 3.....check

:evilgrin:

[mitchum]

43. Sorry to break it to you, but Playboy isn't porn

It didn't do anything for me when I was 13 (and that was an age when a bumpy car ride could be...exciting)

[Dr Fate]

47. You just wasted 7 bucks.

n/t

[rebel_yell]

48. nuh uh

first off it was $5

second of all, the subject was "Really Desperate Housewives"

Gotta love suburban mothers:bounce:

[Huckebein the Raven]

56. I'm going to have to find that set online

:evilgrin:

[njdemocrat106]

55. 24 and still haven't seen one

The closest thing I have is "Playboy's Host and Bar Book" from 1971. The raciest picture is a girl in a low-cut top.:)

[aeolian]

57. Really more erotica than porn.

Try the internet. Lotsa porn there. :patriot: