check out: www.abstinenceonly.com

[SheepyMcSheepster]

http://www.abstinenceonly.com/

[RPM]

1. uhhhh, huh? See # 3

3) Rigorously rub your face, body and genitalia against those of your faith partner until orgasm. (Also known as 'faith-fucking')

this is interesting - i thought they said that thier "abstinence" program will protect from STDs....

I think you can transmit if you are rubbing genitalia together...

Is this page a joke?!?!?!

on edit: i read further - yes it is a joke... in so many ways

[ET Awful]

3. I suggest clicking on some of their

links to find out :)

BUAHAHAHAHAHA

[Rockholm]

Are there pictures?

[ET Awful]

2. LMFAO . . .

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Mutley]

4. Ask Dr. Frist!!!!

"Dear Doctor Frist, You recently implied it was possible to contract AIDS through tears and that simply touching another persons genitals could result in pregnancy. Is this true?
Signed, Young and Scared

Dear Young and Scared,
When I said that you could get AIDS from tears what I meant was that getting AIDS could make you cry. Also, you CAN get pregnant from simply touching another person's genitals, providing they're ejaculating and you're touching them with your cervix. I hope this clears things up for you. Remember also that whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Yours Truly, Senate Majority Leader, Dr. Bill Frist"

:wow: :scared:

Please someone tell me he really didn't say that! PLEASE!