Mrs. Beast Man bought me a red Swingline stapler!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Just like the one Milton used in Office Space.
This is by far the greatest office supply I have ever owned! :bounce:

[Richardo]

1. "I believe you have my stapler."

[ET Awful]

2. Yes, but do you have two squirrels that are married living

outside your window?

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. No, I have chpmunks on my patio, who think we're gods.

And our cat is the gatekeeper. Long story... :silly:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. You know the prop department had to paint that one

for the movie (it was gray or black, can't remember) and there was SUCH a demand for red Swingline staplers after the movie came out, that Swingline started making them in red.

[Richardo]

5. I second that story, Bouncy. Plus, your sig line is making me LMAO

:rofl:

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Oh, yes!

God bless Costco!

[matcom]

7. Mrs Matcom bought me a chicken

you lose

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. At least you can't choke a stapler.

:P

[matcom]

9. this is sooooooooo true

unfortunately x(

[texas1928]

10. But, but that's my stapler.

[Worst Username Ever]

11. Hey, you got my avatar!