Bender says...

[johnnie]

"Bite my shiny metal ass!"


I just felt like saying that:)

On edit: I was given a verbal lashing by BigMcLargehuge, so I had to change it to "Bite"

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. BITE my shiny metal ass

who are you, Flexo??

[johnnie]

3. Oh yeah...LOL

I'm tired, give me a break..please. I'll fix it.

[Abelman]

2. my favorite Bender quote:

"Bender's a genius!"

And to go off topic, I got my new Mad in the mail yesterday and thought of you...well, actually, I thought of that looking at your icon right now.

[johnnie]

5. What's on the cover?

I got mine about a week or so ago. I think it has that show about those housewives.

[Abelman]

16. Si

they make fun of Lost in it as well.

[johnnie]

18. OK, yeah

That's the one I got too.

[Taxloss]

26. "And that solves the mystery of the missing watch!"

[Az]

4. I thought I recognised you!

[johnnie]

8. I would love to see that walking down the street..lol

That's funny.

[Abelman]

21. That. Is.

AWESOME! :bounce:

[Goathead]

6. You suck! Bender sucks!

Nah, I'm joshing you. You're great, so is bender, really.

[johnnie]

9. Great? Well, yeah... I am

Johnnie The Great they call me. Whoever "they" are. But I thank you kind sir.

[tridim]

7. Sorry? Funderfull? Non-Alcoholic? Please? Antiquing?

BOOOM!

[johnnie]

10. That's too many questions

I'm lost.

[tridim]

23. No, those are the list of words Bender never says

They reprogrammed the bomb in his belly to go off when he says "Antiquing". It was previously programmed to go off when he said, "Ass". :)

Bender's top 10 most used words:

10. Chump
9. Chumpette
8. Yours
7. Up
6. Pimpmobile
5. Bite
4. My
3. Shiny
2. Daffadill
1. Ass

[johnnie]

24. Oh..crap

I remember that one. I am losing my mind I think.

[ET Awful]

11. My all time favorite Bender moment is still from the very first episode

when the cops rush in to bust them, and a trapdoor opens in his ass and brick falls out.

First time I ever saw someone shit a brick on primetime television :)

[johnnie]

13. LOL

I just did laugh out loud. The other day cracked me up when they were super heroes and he wanted to join. He showed off his arm reaching out, then he says something like "And I got this going for me" and he opened and shut his door on his stomach a few times. I don't know..I thought it was funny.

[Aiptasia]

12. I love futurama...

But not as much as Family Guy.

[johnnie]

14. I hear ya...

They swapped them on Adult Swim though and being the old man I am, it's harder for me to stay up as long.

[Aiptasia]

17. They'll switch it back next month

Adult swim is kooky like that.

If not, im ready to blast them.

[johnnie]

19. I hope so

I've been having a hard time getting up in the morning..lol.

[Robeysays]

28. i just tape the whole bloc and watch it when i get home

nice and relaxing, i widh i had tevo so i didn't have to tape it

[Taxloss]

15. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

[johnnie]

20. Oh Yeah!!

[billyskank]

22. Good news, everyone!

[ComerPerro]

25. #5 Bite. #4 My. #3 Shiny. #2 Daffodil. #1 Ass

Benders top 5 most said words.


The top ten included "Chump", "Chumpette", "Pimpmobile" and two others...

[Deja Q]

27. Isn't it "Byte my shiny metal ass!"?

:rofl: