Be prepared

[Not_Giving_Up]

I swear, I was cleaning out my bulk mail, and had to read the one advertising this. Now, I'm not a guy, but good grief!

DivorcePrep - To help men be successful with their first divorce. (I guess they're on their own with the rest of them).

Top 10 signs you should order now:
1. You have the urge to start hiding money.
2. You have trouble sleeping.
3. There is constant tension in the house.
4. You don’t just argue, you call each other names.
5. Money is missing.
6. You have spoken to a “friend” about her attitude.
7. She showers before bed...is she cheating?
8. There is less food in the house than normal.
9. No attraction to wife, but attracted to other women.
10.“She doesn’t know what she wants anymore.”

Yep, every woman who showers before bed is cheating.

http://www.divorceprep.com/html/product_info.html

[bertha katzenengel]

1. THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE MY FUCKIN' ASS.

:argh:

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. The FAQ's are really good

Q: How long does it take to make my plan? I hate her.

A: For most of our customers, it takes about 5 days once they have listened and used the software. Of course this varies.

Q: I went online to find a do-it-yourself kit. Will this work for me too?

A: Yes. Whether you do it by a kit, use a divorce mediator or go the old fashioned lawyer route, the material in this set will be incredibly valuable.

Q: I can’t believe this is happening to me. Should I buy this?

A: Yes. Even though divorce may still be far away, this is the information men need to plan, prepare and handle a divorce well. The benefits are clear: it will calm your nerves and get you in total control.

Q: I ‘m a clever guy. Why don’t I just call a lawyer?

A: You may be clever, but lawyers do not help you plan while you are still married.

Q: Should I buy this if I am not sure I am getting divorced?

A: Yes - being ready for a divorce is the key to winning. You should use this time to keep trying, but start planning.

Q: My wife just filed for divorce, can Divorce PREP help me?

A: No. If you are in the process already - Divorce PREP cannot help.

Q: If my wife finds out I bought this can she use this against me?

A: This is not legal or financial advice. Your interest in divorce is natural and cannot effectively be used against you.

Q: Can I return it if I am not satisfied?

A: Yes. See our Satisfaction Guarantee.

Q: Isn't this the same as all the other divorce information out there?

A: We believe the other divorce information is valuable and for the most part applies after a man files. These other products are for the fight
---> this is for the planning stage.

Q: Can someone order this for me?

A: Yes, but you must trust them - and your wife should NOT know them.

Q: Is this legal or financial advice?

A: No. It's an educational product you use long before you need professional advice.

Q: Why should I listen to this before doing anything else?

A: Understanding and preparing before you see a lawyer is key - and listening to this could save you major headaches and thousands of dollars.

http://www.divorceprep.com/html/faqs.html


Is it just me, or is this telling the guys how to hide money from their wives? It repeatedly says not to order it if you're already in the process of a divorce.

[Runcible Spoon]

2. WTF

wow is this playing on male insecurities. Yup men, your wives are indecisive abusive cheating cash grabbing binge eating whores.

[BattyDem]

3. Showering before bed = cheating?

WTF is wrong with these people? :shrug: Some people, like me, often shower at night to save time in the morning! :eyes:

[jukes]

6. sorry, batty...

but if you're showering before bed, you're cheating. you're just not aware, or you're not enjoying it much...




do these idiots NOT realize that NoTell Motel has a shower in every room?

[Not_Giving_Up]

7. Sure, but

If the cheating whore is screwing the dude in the bathroom of the club, there's no shower there!

[BattyDem]

10. Oh, I didn't realize that ...

I'm a bad Batty! :P

[Not_Giving_Up]

5. The topic list is really good

http://www.divorceprep.com/html/topics.html

It includes things such as:

When your bank accounts will be frozen

Why your wife cannot know you are unhappy

Why marriage is really an insurance contract for the woman

Why trying to make money when you think divorce is possible is the worst thing possible

[Bunny]

8. There is less food in the house than normal?

:shrug:

That represents impending divorce...how?

[Not_Giving_Up]

9. Maybe she's trying to starve her husband?

Maybe her other man is feeding her?

Maybe she doesn't have time to grocery shop because she's so busy cheating?

[Bunny]

12. Maybe SHE is doing a little planning of her own, and sees no need

to buy more food than needed, because she is going to take her ass out of there asap!

[Runcible Spoon]

11. because silly

that damn woman is not keeping her figure in shape for you! That damn cow is literally eating you out of house and home!

[Bunny]

13. Maybe she is spending all of her good fine husband's hard-earned

grocery money on her secret lover? ;)

[Not_Giving_Up]

14. Yep, that's it!

She's gonna leave her hard working husband for a guy who can't afford to pay for wherever they go and whatever they do!