Favorite "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" Comedian

[CO Liberal]

[LynneSin]

1. That guy with the Red Shirt - I saw his act on TV

Didn't mean to watch it but my stepfather was flipping through the channels and got a phone call right when it ended up on him doing his act.

He was busting on the Dixie Chicks and calling Natalie Maines "That fat chick" over and over.

But this guy had an ass the size of Montana on him.

[CO Liberal]

3. That's Larry the Cable Guy

The only part of his routine I didn't like.

[LynneSin]

5. Actually the five minutes I saw was all pretty repulsive...

...along with his stool with the racist flag on it

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. That's Larry the Cable Guy

Git-r-done

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. I call my son "Tater Tot"

"I didn't know how many of them it was gonna take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use. That's useful information."

[CO Liberal]

11. "Diamonds - That'll Shut 'Er Up!"

:-)

[sybylla]

14. Turns out, they were stopping every vehicle on that particular sidewalk

Now that's profiling and profiling's wrong.

Ron White is the best!

[Not_Giving_Up]

15. I was drunk in a bar, which is legal

They threw me into public!

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. I think they suck.

And I can't stand that Comedy Central has gone totally to such low-brow humor. Between them, Mad TV, and any of the other crap they put on, I hardly ever watch any more.

[CO Liberal]

18. Things Could be Worse

Comedy Central could be running the kind of crap that passes for sci-fi on the Sci-Fi Network.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

19. That is definitely true.

But then again, I don't watch that channel either. :shrug:

[CO Liberal]

20. Sci-Fi Hit The Bottom of the Barrel Last Weekend With "Man-Squito"

It was horrible.....

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

22. Good lord, why do YOU know that?!?

I gave up on the Sci Fi channel long, long ago!

[CO Liberal]

24. We Were Channel Surfing and Caught a Few Minutes Of It

As the guy transformed from a man into a giant mosquito and attacked the screaming woman who's a staple in all horror movies.....

[VelmaD]

7. Can I vote to have bamboo...

shoved under my fingernails instead? I find them all dumb at best and racist/sexist/homophobic at worst. I would like to hit Larry the Cable Guy upside the head with a shovel.

[LynneSin]

10. I vote that option too

seriously

[Blue-Jay]

8. Ron White is pretty funny.

The rest of them?

Not so much.

[jpgray]

13. What Jay said.

Ron White has enough technique and craft that he doesn't need redneckism as a crutch to be a comedian. The others... not so much. It's like how if you're a good enough band, you don't need to advertise as a Christian band, but if you're not so good, it helps your sales. :D

[GOPBasher]

9. Ron White is wicked funny. n/t

[mcscajun]

12. Bill Engvall. One Word: Vicodinland

Cracked me UP.

[GreenPartyVoter]

16. Ron first, then Bill

[CO Liberal]

17. Agreed - Followed by Jeff and Larry

[Neshanic]

21. Ron"Tater Salad". He has perfect timing. He's flat out funny.

[HEyHEY]

23. Ron White

"I'd been drinking since noon, I was like "take er down I don't care""

[CO Liberal]

25. Mid-Day Kick

:kick:

[TheCentepedeShoes]

26. Ron White

Someone the other day said he was from around here, Fritch I think.

[CO Liberal]

27. Ron White Seems to Be The Favorite Around Here

[Arkana]

28. Bill Engvall, followed by Ron White

Jeff's only third because I've heard all his stuff...he gets old after a while.