Guess What - It's Tom DeLay's Frisbee Now.....mmmm...satire!

[Pert_UK]

"Damn it! What did I tell you kids?

Yeah, I'm talking to you, you little hippie freaks. Didn't I tell you to stop messing around on the Capitol lawn? Don't act like you didn't hear me when I stuck my head out the window earlier. I saw you look up. I saw you laughing. Punks! I told you to clear out and take your games somewhere else. Then, not 15 minutes later, this thing sails right through the window and interrupts deliberations of the House Committee on Ways and Means.

Oh yeah? Is that so? Well, guess what. It's Tom DeLay's Frisbee now...

Don't tell me the Washington Mall is the official property of the people of the United States. I am Washington!...

No, I'm not throwing it back and, no, I'm not joking. I told you before. It's mine, and that's that. Take my advice: Get out of here before I call the Department of Homeland Security and have you all deported to an international zone where the Geneva Convention rules don't apply...."

http://www.theonion.com/opinion/index.php?issue=4117

[joeybee12]

1. Saw this yesterday--it's hee-larious!

They really captureed the Bully in this one!