If you were ORDERED to change your DU name

[MADem]

...even if you like your present one, you were given no choice, and HAD to change your name, what would you change it to???

[jeff30997]

1. I would be glad to change it for:

Fucktheone_Whomademe_ChangemyNick.

[MADem]

3. Some of those drag queen names are pretty funny

...there is another thread on the subject!

[jeff30997]

15. You said:

"If you were ORDERED to change your name".I wasn't referring to you but to any mod who would give me the ORDER to change it.

[MADem]

19. I figured that is whatcha meant, no worries! nt

[jeff30997]

22. So...

Do you have a link to that drag queen thread ? :)

[MADem]

23. It was here in the lounge, has it been removed?

[RubyDuby in GA]

28. I'll be Zsa Zsa LaHore

Here's the link:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=3123323

[terrya]

2. TerryA

The lack of capital letters has bothered me a bit. :-)

[jeff30997]

4. Hehehe.Good one.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. MADem

What? :evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

6. cool, that'll free up Vash the Stampede for me

:eyes:

[Mutley]

7. I don't know...

I use this nic for EVERYTHING, including other discussion boards, and my email.

[sui generis]

8. Screaming Lewd Byron

[MADem]

16. Heh, heh

How literary, and salacious at the same time!

I can't decide, myself...at times, I think I might like something curmudgeonly and political, like PissedOffOldPatriot, at others, something adolescent, like Max Imumballs, or Harry Settatestes, or something silly along those lines.

[jeff30997]

21. Lol.

[underpants]

9. Lord of Hellfire

that or Sniffa

[Richardo]

10. RicharD'oh

[Bunny]

29. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, I think you should change it anyway. I like it! :thumbsup:

[Az]

11. Az_

Used to have a tail on my name when I debated over in IRC on Dalnet. If that name was forbidden I would shift to Atomic_Dog. Another old handle I used to go by.

[LynneSin]

12. Slice

I wanna claim it before DS1 does

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

13. Skinner's Mom

[yvr girl]

14. It sure wouldn't be yivver gurl

[RevolutionaryActs]

69. .

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[DistressedAmerican]

17. Homey The Clown! Cuz' Homey Don't Play Dat!

[jeff30997]

24. Hey hey ! I don't fear a little competition !

[ScooterTramp]

67. jeff30998

[Mrs_Beastman]

18. I want to change my name to WooWo

:crazy:

[Wapsie B]

20. Devilworshipper

[BOSSHOG]

25. DIAMOND CUTTER

Its what I used to have as a young man.

[sui generis]

45. now you just have blue diamonds?

[mondo joe]

26. Moops!

No, not Moors. Moops!

[sniffa]

27. fraud wife

[Name removed]

30. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[BigMcLargehuge]

31. Zatoichi

[Joe Power]

32. Jeff Gannon

:hurts:

[Fifth of Five]

33. If no one's using it, I'd like

Warren Terra

[Arkana]

34. EvilDUer--unless someone's already using it.

[MADem]

51. That is pretty clever! n/t

[MissMillie]

35. BadAss Millie (n/t)

.

[redqueen]

36. SlithyTove

or maybe Kakihara

[XNASA]

37. MassAss

[DS1]

38. fuckyouIwontdowhatyoutellme

which would, of course, be rather ironic

[MADem]

52. Hey, DS1, aka Stewie!

Is your name a ref to your military career choice?

[DS1]

70. DS1?

I didn't know it applied to the military, but I was USMC 91-95

[MADem]

84. Data Systems Technician First Class

...is what it means in the USN.

[DS1]

87. Ahh, nope, but I like it!

:D

It's an abbreviation of an old Internet gaming handle

[all.of.me]

39. depends on my mood at the moment - today: bugger_off

or vaffunculo

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

40. Kaboobe123

Its my sn and the flying camel from the 60's cartoon Shazan

[Anarcho-Socialist]

41. "Name Removed"

:)

[Misunderestimator]

42. But, of course!

:D

[tsilaicoS-ohcranA]

46. taht sah ydaerla enoemos tub ,Anarcho-Socialist ot enim egnahc d'I

:bounce:

[progmom]

47. uoy traeh i

:loveya:

[tsilaicoS-ohcranA]

49. !oot uoy 'traeh' I

:loveya:

[MADem]

53. !ti laets dluoc u--srieht egnahc ot evah d'yehT

Damn, that is hard to do, my mind is not wired for that!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

56. No, it's mine!

:bounce:

[tsilaicoS-ohcranA]

57. yademos enim eb ll'ti ,emit ym edib tsuj ll'I

:evilgrin:

[MADem]

59. How wickedly clever! n/t

[MADem]

58. Ahh, but you are forced by cruel directive to change!

The Department of Moniker Security has issued an edict!!

[-..__...]

61. I changed my username to that during the amnesty.

Ran with it for about 3 days until I was told I had to change it (too disruptive). :-(

[Misunderestimator]

43. AKA_Misunderestimator

:D

[arwalden]

65. I'd Name You "Liz Bean"

[Misunderestimator]

66. LOL!!

:rofl:

[AngryAmish]

44. Hazel Motes

or Kitty Twist

[miss_kitty]

48. miss kitty

just for a change

[alittlelark]

50. pequena alondra (spanish)...

Either that or 'BubblesLaRue'

[MADem]

54. Too lazy to look it up... que es una alondra? n/t

[alittlelark]

79. a lark.

[MADem]

82. Of course, I KNEW I had heard the word before!!! Thanks! n/t

[Taxloss]

55. Taxlost

[giant_robot]

60. Turd Ferguson.

That's right, Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.

[Vektor]

103. OH. MY. GOD.

You have made my day.
I LOVE THE TURD.

[youspeakmylanguage]

62. Chester!

http://www.sifl-n-olly.com/chester/

[arwalden]

63. "Evil Wicked Homo"

[meow2u3]

64. meow2u2.5

[RevolutionaryActs]

68. I want to change my name. It's toooooooo long now.

I would love to at least drop the "04"


Maybe just shorten it to "Rev_Acts", that would be nice. :D

[Guaranteed]

71. I was thinking maybe PeaceReviled.

Someone on TV was talking about how the idea of peace is just so unfashionable and looked down upon nowadays.

What's society come to? :shrug:

I actually think at the time I used a word other than "reviled"- forget what it was, though.

[AntiCoup2K4]

72. Fuck George Bush With A Rusty Chainsaw

Nah, that's probably too long of a name :(

[MADem]

83. On a bright note, it certainly is vivid and memorable, though! nt

[Goathead]

73. "DuckofDeath"

and I am thinking about doing it. Because I hate my curreent username.

[aePrime]

74. aeDoublePrime

Of course

[ScreamingMeemie]

75. MrsCoerced.

:hi:

[Parrcrow]

76. Banjo Sonata

[the Princess]

77. Wayne's Angel

lol

[Ron Mexico]

Michael Herpes, I suppose...

...but I'd really hate to have to change. As a seething-in-hate hater of the Atlanta Falcons, I love the name I have now.

[Ron Mexico]

78. Michael Herpes, I suppose...

...but I'd really hate to have to change. As a seething-in-hate hater of the Atlanta Falcons, I love the name I have now.

[Worst Username Ever]

80. Best Username Ever

[Left Is Write]

81. Lucinda Bondage.

No, no, no. Just kidding.

Alluding to another thread, perhaps I'd change it to Betty Crocker.

[MADem]

85. That is a good one, better than Ophelia Thigh! n/t

[Robeson]

86. Hugely Big

[Speck Tater]

88. I'd rather fight than switch! I'd defect to Freeperland.

[MisterP]

89. Ignored

(bet you didn't see me there!)
or PurgeMeImAWickedZealot
or IdAndSuperegoAndNothingInBetween

[MADem]

92. "Deleted" or "self delete" would probably have the same effect!

Id and Superego has a certain ring!

[BALLandCHAIN]

90. Hmmmm...

buddhapapa

[Hugin]

91. User032486

If you weren't around in the early days of
computers and BBSs you won't get it.

:)

[Dukkha]

93. moderator

a liberal moderator but sometimes moderate

[hfojvt]

94. WJC

then I'd be top dawg.

[maveric]

95. If ordered I'd change it to "Fuck You!"

Then I'd be tombstoned for all eternity.

[LeftyMom]

96. Lain Iwakura nt

[Radical Activist]

97. Intern Supervisor

I said it last time and I'm sticking with it. It suits me, and is sometimes literally true.

[Jamastiene]

98. Iwonderwhytheydidthat

or Confused

[NMMNG]

99. Well

If someone got jazzed because it was too politically incorrect to be a "fundie slayer" I would probably become Buffy The Shrubbie Slayer.

I mean nobody here could be upset over a little Bush bashing I should think.

[REP]

100. All Night Bitch

I use REP because it's easy to remember - those are my initials.

[Seabiscuit]

101. "Same2U2"

[Vektor]

102. I'd be Hugh G. Rexion n/t

[MADem]

105. Why is it that those sorts of names just make me LAUGH???

Those adolescent, phone prank type names tickle my funny bone; I love hearing new and different ones, and I never get tired of them. I guess in some respects, we never grow up--I certainly refuse to!

[Vektor]

106. I find them funny too!

I'll never grow up. I will always chuckle at the sound of adolescent phone prank names. How could you not? :-)

[kayleybeth]

104. 42

:hi: