Ode to bettyellen - to the tune of Milkshake

[progmom]

...by Kelis


My brownies bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can feed you,
But you have to share

I know you want it,
The thing that makes me,
What the guys go crazy for.
They lose their minds,
The way I bake,
I think its time

La la-la la la,
Bake it up.
Lala-lalala,
The boys are waiting

My brownies bring all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can feed you,
But you have to share

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. *snort*

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[progmom]

5. sometimes i even make myself laugh

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. And sometime you make me pee my pants laughing!

:spray:

[progmom]

16. hee hee

:woohoo:

[JohnKleeb]

2. I could have another one of those

but I have to remember not to use booze as my drink to wash them down with, now milk, well milk is great for brownies of all kinds.

[jonnyblitz]

17. kleeb your fuckin avatar is scarin me!!!

:wow: :scared:

[JohnKleeb]

20. ha is it?

Hey how are ya? Sorry I didnt talk with ya for long.

[GOPisEvil]

3. ...

:spray::rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

4. bettyellen does nasty things in her yard, what?

[bettyellen]

6. i Do!

and nasty things to betty crocker. i'm sick of that bitch.

[JohnKleeb]

7. isn't that bitch dead?

and ain't I a fool since its not a real person.

[bettyellen]

13. she's buried in my yard.. across from my kitty.

but don't worry it doesn't smell, much.

[JohnKleeb]

15. did you remember to use lime?

Not Goat shit as I said with a drunken slur but lime. BTW, I am gonna head to the store to buy that special edition DVD, I think its safe to say that movie is one of the best movies, Goodfellas that is, btw I enjoyed talking with you about how you met Frank Vincent on the train ride up, fascinating.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Oh, I dunno...I'm guessin' ol' Betty is plenty mellow by now.

:D

[Left Is Write]

19. Awww.

I've always thought of myself as a real-life Betty Crocker. One of my online friends even affectionately refers to me as Betty Crocker.

And now I find out...you hate me. :(

[progmom]

22. i'm sure you're much much cooler

than ms crocker!

[WindRavenX]

9. HAHAHAHAHAHAH

:rofl:
Next meetup I'll bring mine....

[bettyellen]

11. PM me for tips.......

[CubsFan1982]

10. LOL

:rofl:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

12. My ribs hurt

:rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

18. prog hun, put down that pipe. nt

[progmom]

21. no pipes for me

i'm this dorky even when i'm sober

[liontamer]

23. she bakes too???

Damn, she's going to take all the boys :cry:
luckily she lives in the city so she can't have that big of a yard

[bettyellen]

24. i do have a big yard..