If/when Frist becomes pResident, Hail to the Chief will be replaced by:

[KamaAina]

you know ol' 9-Lives is gonna need his own very special musical dose of kitty lovin'...

Edit: For you ailurophobes, I've added Blood, Sweat and Tears, so as to illustrate the good Dr.'s ignorance of HIV transmission.

[MADem]

1. Meow mix for those who stay, O CANADA for me! n/t

[benddem]

2. crazy n/t

[CBHagman]

3. "Like a Surgeon" by Weird Al Yankovic

Or "Heart Like Mine" by that good Canadian band Blue Rodeo.

Sample lyric for the latter:

"Now it's all covered up in double talk and lies.

There's a stranger looking back when I look in your eyes."

[YellowRubberDuckie]

4. LMAO

I don't necessarily get what you mean when you say "He thinks the last two spread HIV," But I'm laughing my freaking ASS off, because in my head, it's making me nearly hysterical.
Duckie

[KamaAina]

6. He thinks tears and sweat can transmit HIV

the actual fluids, mind you, not the Canadian musicians.

http://www.actupny.org/reports/frist_ethics.html

ABC’s George Stephanopolous, questioning Frist about the inaccuracies in many abstinence-only sex education curricula that were brought to light this week by California Democratic Rep. Henry Waxman, asked whether “tears and sweat can transmit HIV.” Frist first said, “I don’t know,” then later said, “You can get the virus in tears and sweat. But in terms of the degree of infecting somebody, it would be very hard.”

The Centers for Disease Control Web site says, “Contact with saliva, tears, or sweat has never been shown to result in transmission of HIV,” though it does say, “HIV has been found in saliva and tears in very low quantities from some AIDS patients.” It is never present in sweat.

Frist also asserted that condoms have a “15 percent failure rate.” When used properly, the failure rate is actually, at worst, only between 2 and 3 percent.

He must have gotten his M.D. at the bottom of a Cracker Jack box, much like Bush** did his M.B.A. What a moran.

[Zuni]

5. May "Dr." Frist be haunted by the meow mix theme for the rest of his

life