In lieu of ATA, the Ask Beast Man Forum is open!

[Beware the Beast Man]

Ask me anything. I'll try not to give obtuse answers.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

1. Why was my thread about vaginas locked?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Locking.

No Venus mound threads.

[Richardo]

2. What is this kind of triangle called?

:)

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Isosceles?

:shrug: I got straight Cs in Geometry.

[Richardo]

12. It's unanswerable given your original post. Mua-hahahahaha!

"A very clever man would have known that."

http://mathworld.wolfram.com/ObtuseTriangle.html

[XNASA]

13. Stop being so obtuse, Richardo.

[Mrs_Beastman]

3. Why did we get 21 inches of snow on April 25th?

[Beware the Beast Man]

6. Because Ohio sucks ass.

Next!

[sniffa]

4. if my thread was Locked, why was this thread here

not... BABA BOOEY!! BABA BOOEY!! BABA BOOEY!! BABA BOOEY!!

[Beware the Beast Man]

9. Horse-toothed Jackass.

:D

[underpants]

8. Can I change my screen name to Buster Hyman?

PLEEEEEEEEEEASE?

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. I like Bustah Nutt better.

Now, begone!

[terrya]

10. Why can't some people rein in their egos while on DU?

There are some people here who are not as important as they think they are.

Thank you, Beware the Beast Man!

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. They can't handle my man-love skills, that's why!

[Bouncy Ball]

43. Are you talkin' about ME??????

:crazy:

[XNASA]

15. Can we start a Men Kissing Men Forum?

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. So let it be done.

*POOF*
The Birder's Forum is now the Hedges Man-Slut Appreciation Forum.

[XNASA]

23. Yesssssss...............

:patriot:

[underpants]

16. Why do nickels taste funny?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

22. The new ones are quite minty.

[Richardo]

25. .

:puke:

[underpants]

28. Hey Lady! Can I have my nickel back?

[johnnie]

17. Why are we here?

I mean, what is the purpose of life?
Thanks in advance.

[Beware the Beast Man]

29. You see, sometimes, when mommy and daddy love each other,

they get really close. And then...

[sniffa]

19. why have you not signed the petition?

is it so you can have your own show?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3122791&mesg_id=3122906&page=

[underpants]

20. I've found that a pre-emptive flush gives me a *splash of freshness*

do you agree?

[miss_kitty]

21. No question. Just

[Beware the Beast Man]

24. Best. Smilie. Ever.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

26. Why haven't any of my posts been deleted? (n/t)

[Beware the Beast Man]

27. You need to try harder.

Call someone a freeper.
Call someone out.
Use a 4-letter C-word.
Alert yourself.

[Heidi]

44. Thanks for the guidance, BBM!

Enjoy your stay here at DU! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

30. Why can't men suffer from Menstrual Cramps

:grr:

[Beware the Beast Man]

32. We do. We do....

[LynneSin]

35. NOT ENOUGH

:grr:

[Beware the Beast Man]

37. Hey, you asked, and I answered. Now, begone!

:clapclap:

[LynneSin]

40. No, I don't think so - you answer my fricking question

:PRIMALSCREAM!!!!:

[underpants]

31. How do you install a new PCV valve on a 1990 Buick Regal 3.1 Liter?

Thanks in advance

[Beware the Beast Man]

33. Is it an African or European swallow?

[Mrs_Beastman]

34. Where is that second jar of crappy Costco salsa?

I think I'm going to go return it

[Beware the Beast Man]

36. It should be in the fridge, if we didn't pitch it.

[asthmaticeog]

38. Should I fake my orgasms?

[Beware the Beast Man]

39. If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.

[flvegan]

41. Why does so much stupid shit happen in Florida?

[Beware the Beast Man]

53. It's the ancient curse of Ponce de Leon.

Or the fact that you have a complete fuckwit for a governor.

[Bouncy Ball]

42. I have this horrific crush on a DUer whose

initials are BTBM. Anyway, he's incredibly kind and devastatingly handsome.

Plus he kisses boys. But not in a sessual way. Just in a fun way, which means he's got a great sense of humor.

But anyway, so I just don't know what to do, because this will never work. I mean, he's married, I'm married. And I don't think I want to incur the wrath of someone named Mrs. BTBM (I can't tell you what the initials stand for or you'd understand why you wouldn't want to incur the wrath of a woman with a name like that).

But HE TORTURES ME SO! MY LIFE IS A LIVING AGONY OF FIERY HELL ON EARTH BECAUSE HE TAUNTS ME WITH HIS PERFECTION.

Please help me. I'm twitching now. And I win the prize for the longest question.

[Beware the Beast Man]

45. Dear Twitching in Texas,

Take a cold shower.
Sincerely,
No One You Could Possibly Be Talking About.
:P

[Bouncy Ball]

51. SWOON.

[dolo amber]

46. Why does hedges make baby jeebus cry?

:cry:

[Beware the Beast Man]

49. Because you make hedges cry.

And he takes it out on baby Jeebus. How could you? :grr:

[Magrittes Pipe]

50. It's true.

dolo hurts my feelings, so I cock-punch the Christ Child.

[Texasgal]

47. Why does my thong

ride up my..... ummm.. you know.

[Beware the Beast Man]

48. Are you referring to flip-flops or butt floss?

Heheh...I finally got to use "butt floss" in a DU thread.

[Beware the Beast Man]

52. The evening crowd deserve answers, too.

:kick:

[crispini]

54. May I please have some swedish fish?

I never got to post a request for swedish fish!!!!! :cry:

[RandomKoolzip]

55. Thanks. (n/t)

[Worst Username Ever]

56. Was your burn of conservative underground intentional?

:P