I love being a reporter!

[TheMightyFavog]

Boy, I got a big story, too! We had a drug bust on campus and I covered it! It was fun tracking down the leads and getting information out of the police.

THis is more fun than getting laid!

[MissB]

1. Uh. Yeah.

Not so sure about the last line, but okay. :shrug:

Congrats on your big story. :toast:

[ewagner]

2. Ummmmmmm......

maybe you should reconsider that last statement...

otoh...congrats on the story :toast: :toast:

[Renew Deal]

3. You obviously haven't gotten laid by Matcom or Beastman

:loveya:

[tjdee]

4. I wish I had that level of excitement at my job!

I like my job, I like my boss...but it's certainly not better than any sex or anything. Ah...I wish I knew the color of my parachute, as it were...

Do you have one of those cool reportery names like Clark Kent or Chase Meridian or whatever?

Jonathan Chance is pretty cool--I bet you could do a hot Gannon/Guckert thing with that.

[TheMightyFavog]

6. Considering this is what I look like....

I don't think I'll be working for any male escort agencies anytime soon. :P

[tjdee]

7. I didn't mean *that* kind of thing!

I meant using Jonathan Chance as your reporter name.

Oh my stars, LOL!

[TheMightyFavog]

8. Yeah, then when a RW puke wants to discredit me

The Bastard can crank out this image:

[TheMightyFavog]

5. Well considering that I've only been laid once three years ago

and the experience wasn't that good, In my personal erxperience, this is better than sex.