OK, who here is a dumb-ass (and willing to admit it)?

[Magrittes Pipe]

[XNASA]

1. Me.

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Yes.

[VelmaD]

4. Yeah but it's a cute ass...

so it's ok. ;)

[XNASA]

19. Well I have been working out.

;)

[VelmaD]

21. Woohoo...gotta find me a quarter...

to bounce off your butt. :)

[ret5hd]

3. (raises hand)

[yorgatron]

5. i've always thought one of the smartest things you can do

is figure out how dumb you are :silly:

[Richardo]

6. "The name is...DuMAHSS"

So I'm one 'cause I liked that commercial. :hi:

[matcom]

7. i am Matcom:

LORD OF HELLFIRE!!!!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Dumbass.

:eyes:

[matcom]

11. yes!!!!

EXCELLENT!!!

[chickenscratching]

9. .

[Liberal Veteran]

10. My name is Michael....and I am a dumb-ass.

Don't even ask for details right now. Just console me.

[MindPilot]

12. Dumba$$ checking in

I hope to be promoted to smartass someday.

[Green Mountain Dem]

13. Some wives....

refer to their spouses as "sweetheart" or "honey" or "cupcake"...mine just says "Hi Dumb Ass".. or "You're sooo dumb whenever you give your 2cents worth...you get change back"!! Nuff said?

[miss_kitty]

14. ME!

and I got the asses to prove it!

[sundog]

15. me

fer sure

[VelmaD]

16. Me oddly enough...

and as a Libra I find no contradiction between being a smartass and a dumbass at the same time. :)

[underpants]

17. I once used a stapler backwards

I'm damned lucky that staple didn't do any nerve damage in my hand.

[uppityperson]

24. I once used a scalple to open package, 2 tries later I stopped to think

I turned the scalple sharp side down. Then I steri-stripped my thumb back together.

Have a friend who refers to it as "blown", as in the blown brothers. The only ones who aren't blown are really blown because they don't know they're blown.

[bertha katzenengel]

18. *waves hand frantically*

DIAL 1-800-DUM-BASS, that's my motto!

[The Donkey]

20. I'm a wise-ass, and my efforts are half-assed . . .

so I already account for 1.5 asses. Dumbass would put me over the top!

[xmas74]

22. I am always a dumb-ass.

And I am pretty damn proud of it!

[ltfranklin]

23. Maybe dumb, by the cubic inch...

But in sheer volume, it's a GENIUS!

[redqueen]

25. Yo

Just today, I could not resist squeezing my fish oil gel capsule. It exploded all over me.

I stink like fish.

And yes, I did ride a short bus during my freshman year of HS.

No helmet though, thankfullly.