Moron hacks his own computer

[name not needed]

http://www.jellyslab.com/~bteo/hacker.htm

[shoelace414]

1. I like the "turn off your firewall girl"

that's like.. "hey, open the door so I can steal your TV"

[ET Awful]

2. LMFAO . . . That is the funniest farkin' thing I've seen in a LONG

time :).

BUAHAHAHAHAHA.

It takes a real moron to call himself a "hacker" and not know what 127.0.0.1 is :)

You girl, turn off your firewall!

:rofl:

I especially liked "tell me your network number man then you're dead". LOL . . . oh shit, the second I saw that I knew the kid was in trouble :).

[sakabatou]

10. For those who are not hackers...

what is 127.0.0.1 is? Is it your own computer?

[Kellanved]

12. exactly

"localhost", i.e. always your own computer.

[ET Awful]

16. Yup, it's basically an address your computer uses as a host

address for locally stored web sites, etc. It's not the same as your IP address that is visible to the rest of your network or the internet.

It is the address that spyware blocking programs and the like will use to prevent infection, as it will redirect commonly used domain names from their internet location to localhost (for instance if it would normally go to XXXX.com with an IP address of 123.123.123.123, it will now reroute every request for xxxx.com to 127.0.0.1

I can understand a non-techie not knowing this, I wouldn't expect you to, but someone who claims to be a hacker not knowing this is like your mechanic not knowing where to add oil to your engine. :).

[entanglement]

21. Yup, its the so called 'loopback' IP address

very useful for testing when you're not physically networked. In fact 127.anything.anything.anything is loopback.

[hobbit709]

3. They're out there

they really are. I wonder if this idiot has enough sense to come in out the rain.
It's like the line in an old H Beam Piper novel, "You have just enlarged my view of the possible."

[Dr.Phool]

19. Sounds like W took up hacking for a hobby

Testing his skills to hack Osama Yo Mama.

[Kellanved]

4. sounds familiar

http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20010523


Edit:

And, should anybody be interested, the German original:
http://bitchchecker.brainblog.de/

[sakabatou]

5. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

[Cadence]

6. That's a level of delusion that is

inspiring. ;)

[Huckebein the Raven]

7. ROFL

thanks for the laugh

:rofl:

[DS1]

8. Hey! That's MY IP address!

:D

[mcscajun]

9. Best Moran Story of the Week!

Thanks for the laughs.

[Az]

11. LMFAO I used to be an SOP on Dalnet

We would nuke nubes all sorts of ways but nothing as delightful as that. Good grief.

[ET Awful]

13. Yup, I never did this, I did have them hitting Alt-F4 pretty regularly

:)

"I keep getting kicked form channel so and so"

me: "Okay, whenever that happens, just hit Alt-F4"

[Misunderestimator]

15. Bwaahaaahaaa!

Ctrl-Alt-Delete used to work well...

[name not needed]

18. Did that on Halo PC multiplayer

"press alt+f4 for fuel rod gun"

[Misunderestimator]

14. Funny!

[Arkana]

17. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:rofl: Oh. My. Freakin. God.

That is HILARIOUS!

[warrens]

20. oh, jesus, that's hilarious

Could not have happened to a nicer fellow.

[miss_kitty]

22. gd funny

thanks. :rofl: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Briarius]

23. that's awesome!

ROFL!