Headlines We'd Like to See, April 25, 2005

[skip fox]

On Bush's Doodle Pad: "Jeff Gannon + G.W.B" in Giant Heart



yikes!

:toast:

[davidinalameda]

1. I wouldn't want to see that

I want to see "Laura + Jeff"

[NewJeffCT]

2. Frist Caught on Tape Belittling Evangelicals... more

subheadline: "They're so easy to manipulate!"

CIA Wiretaps Indicate Rove Coordinated Swift Boat Attacks
subheadline: Rove indicates he was just following orders

Fitzgerald Indicts Libby and Abrams for Plame Scandal
subheadline: Bush, Cheney and Rove named co-conspirators

Chaffee, Snowe and Collins Announce a Change
subheadline: Switch to Democratic Party Over Republican Cow-Towing to Religious Groups

Joe Lieberman Announces Run for Governor of Connecticut
subheadline: Larson & DeLauro Expected to Battle for Senate Seat

[skip fox]

3. Discovered: Rove Subscribes to Porn Channel

:toast:

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

4. Bush and Cheney fly to Brazil

Minutes ahead of arrest for treason

[Arkana]

5. Bush Gives Press Conference Wearing Beer Helmet

Subheadline: "Duuuuuuuuuuudes!" Says Bush

Rumsfeld Stopped At Canadian Border With Xanax And Cipro Shoved Up His Ass

Laura Bush Stops Smiling

Bush Daughters Caught 'Pleasuring' The President In The Lincoln Bedroom