Friday afternoon joke!

[Rainbowreflect]

After getting all of Pope Benedict XVI's luggage loaded into the limo,
(and he doesn't travel
light), the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb.
"Excuse me, Your Holiness,"
says the driver.
"Would you please take your seat so we can leave?"

"Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they never let me drive
at the Vatican, and I'd
really like to drive today."

"I'm sorry but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! And what if
something should happen?"
protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.

"There might be something extra in it for you," says the Pope.
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the
back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly
regrets his decision when, after
exiting
the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 mph.

" Please slow down, Your Holiness!!!" pleads the worried driver, but
the Pope keeps the pedal to
the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my
license," moans the driver.

The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at
him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

"I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the dispatcher. The Chief
gets on the radio and the cop
tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred and five.

"So bust him," says the Chief.

"I don't think we want to do that, he's really important," said the
cop.

The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

"No, I mean really important," said the cop. The Chief then asked,
"Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

Chief: "Governor?"

Cop: "Bigger."

"Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

Cop: "I think it's God!"

Chief: "What makes you think it's God?"

Cop: "He's got the f*****g Pope as a chauffeur!!"

[LynzM]

1. Nice

:rofl:

[giant_robot]

2. Good one!

And it only seems fit that I escape the 700 club in a pope joke thread.

Dominus vobiscum, beeyotch!