What's your favorite kooky RW conspiracy theory?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

Here's some of mine:

- The Democrats got the US in Vietnam planning to lose and therefore help the Communists;

- Gay organizations methodically train gay people to enroll the Catholic Church with the purpose of undermining it from within;

- The rise of pornography in the West was planned by Joseph Stalin;

- The Jews were only an appetizer -- Hitler hated Christians MORE.

Please share your own.

[ewagner]

1. I must live a sheltered life

these are all new to me......:dunce:

[indepat]

2. The Repuke Congressmen voted to impeach Clinton in retaliation for Nixon

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. You've been hanging...

On alt.conspiracy for a few years, haven't you? ;-)

[Goathead]

4. What is the Vince Foster one?

I'll tell you the version I heard if you tell me yours.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. The version I have is "knew too much about the Clintons...

...Clintons got him killed and made it look like a suicide."

That's right up there with "no plane hit the Pentagon."

What's your version?

[Goathead]

9. Hillary and Foster were having an affair

Foster killed himself at one location, but the body was moved. He was found in a parking lot at Fort Marcy Park off the George Washington Parkway. Apparently, the way his blood pooled in his brain when rigor occurred was not consistent with the way that his body was found.

[underpants]

5. Clinton sold spots in Arlington national cemetery

http://mediamatters.org/items/200412230014

[Squeech]

6. How about

this, which I have actually seen in print: the Jews were behind Mao.

As evidence, they offer a shadowy operator named Chen, and propose that his name was actually a misspelling of "Cohen." :rofl:

[deutsey]

8. Something I wrote a couple years ago comparing Clinton "conspiracies"

and Bush realities.

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/2002/06/18_Helicopters.html

SNIP

I know it's like trying to recall a psychotic episode, but I'm sure you can recall the delusional conspiracy theories that fueled the vast right-wing propaganda machine during the last decade. Remember when Clinton was about to declare martial law in America after instigating a false national emergency? Remember when his legions of blue-helmeted minions from the UN were flying the skies in their sinister black helicopters?

Sure you do. It was right after Clinton established his secret Marxist government. You know, the one funded by all that money he made as governor of Arkansas when he smuggled tons of cocaine into the United States and murdered all those people "who knew too much."

MORE...

[bucknaked]

10. Chelsea being Webster Hubbell/Hillary Clinton's love-child...

Second, would be their belief that Ron Brown was shot in the head, because the Clintons weren't absolutely sure that a plane crashing into a mountain was enough to kill him (which rep. Dan Burton proved by shooting a watermelon in his backyard).

lol!

[Zuni]

11. That Hillary Clinton decorated the WH Christmas Tree w/ dildoes

and condoms and other sex toys

It was in "Unlimited Access" by Gary Aldrich.

That Clinton had a death list and killed Vince Forster, Ron Brown, those kids in Ark., etc.

That Clinton covered up the Muslim (or Iraqi) involvement in the OK City Bombing.

Many involving Waco, Catholics, Clinton etc. There are too many to name really