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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:28 AM Original message |
I'm Jerry Falwell. Ask me anything. |
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kanrok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
1. Why are you such a douchebag? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:30 AM Response to Reply #1 |
4. I'm not. I'm saved and you're going to burn in hell forever. |
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ronnykmarshall (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
2. Would please step into this hot tub ... |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:31 AM Response to Reply #2 |
5. Sure. God will protect me. Why do you think it'll hurt me? |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:30 AM Response to Original message |
3. How was that ventillator and feeding tube? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:31 AM Response to Reply #3 |
8. I'm feel good! |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:34 AM Response to Reply #8 |
12. Sorry, Jerry |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:35 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. LOL I couldn't think of any comebacks there. :-) |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:45 AM Response to Reply #15 |
27. Well, Jerry |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:46 AM Response to Reply #27 |
29. I've read the bible. I says to |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:51 AM Response to Reply #29 |
31. Must have your own translation, eh? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:53 AM Response to Reply #31 |
33. Scholars of anything are bad. |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:56 AM Response to Reply #33 |
37. That explains it |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:57 AM Response to Reply #37 |
38. Use it to convert people to Christianity and promote a Jesus- |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:01 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Then You Won't Mind |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:04 PM Response to Reply #39 |
42. Well I can spend all the money I steal, cuz this shows |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:07 PM Response to Reply #42 |
45. So what you're telling me, Jerry |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:11 PM Response to Reply #45 |
47. Only you libruls are against greed and selfishnish. The bible |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:21 PM Response to Reply #47 |
50. But, of course |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:26 PM Response to Reply #50 |
53. That can't be. I'm a wonderful saved Christian with |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:33 PM Response to Reply #53 |
63. Uh-huh, whatever you say Jerry |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:36 PM Response to Reply #63 |
64. Okay, now you're getting too serious for me. |
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Coyote_Bandit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:43 PM Response to Reply #64 |
67. Sorry |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:53 PM Response to Reply #67 |
70. I agree. In fact, when I'm not making light of it, |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:59 PM Response to Reply #67 |
73. I agree. In fact, when I'm not making light of it, |
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Huckebein the Raven (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
6. When the hell are you going to phone home ? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #6 |
9. When the Rapture comes. It's close. n/t |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:31 AM Response to Original message |
7. Aren't you the least bit ashamed about running such a racket? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:33 AM Response to Reply #7 |
10. Racket? I'm just doing to Lord's work by running an |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:41 AM Response to Reply #10 |
21. LOL! |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:44 AM Response to Reply #21 |
26. The only truth is in the bible. |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:22 PM Response to Reply #26 |
51. YOUR version of it, right, Jer? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:27 PM Response to Reply #51 |
55. Right, my version. n/t |
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Kingshakabobo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
11. Is gluttony as sin? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:34 AM Response to Reply #11 |
13. That's not really a sin. The bible is just kidding when it says that. |
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Kingshakabobo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:44 AM Response to Reply #13 |
24. A follow-up Sir, If I may. |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:45 AM Response to Reply #24 |
28. I don't know. I'll see I guess. Questions for you: |
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Hobarticus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:35 AM Response to Original message |
14. Are you visiting Thailand for pleasure or business, sir? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:36 AM Response to Reply #14 |
16. To get the hellbound people to accept salvation through Christ. |
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warrens (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:36 AM Response to Original message |
17. Does god hate you and your basketball team? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:38 AM Response to Reply #17 |
18. We may lose basketball games, but when it comes to eternity, |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
19. May I please shit in your hat? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:41 AM Response to Reply #19 |
22. You're an America-hating, Godless librul slime who's gonna |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:02 PM Response to Reply #22 |
40. OK. Shit in your own hat, Mr Falwell. |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:06 PM Response to Reply #40 |
44. You librul scum! Stop swearing you fag! n/t |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:18 PM Response to Reply #19 |
88. OK-did you ever laugh so hard that you had soda |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
20. Do you like little boys in a SPECIAL kind of way? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:43 AM Response to Reply #20 |
23. Yes, I want them to be saved like me and so I want them to |
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ImpeachBush (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
25. Is your wife anything like Tammy F. Baker? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:47 AM Response to Reply #25 |
30. Ummm women shouldn't talk in public. It's in the bible. |
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ImpeachBush (580 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
32. My teenage daughter never gets home before curfew. Should I ... |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:54 AM Response to Reply #32 |
35. Throw stones at her. Jesus loves when people throw stones |
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AntiCoup2K4 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:54 AM Response to Original message |
34. Been to any waterslides lately? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #34 |
36. Yeah, that's how everyone should dress when they |
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Arger68 (562 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:02 PM Response to Original message |
41. Is it true |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:05 PM Response to Reply #41 |
43. I won't change the subject. The important thing to know is |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:08 PM Response to Original message |
46. Dear Dr. Falwell . . . |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:12 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. I showed them God's glory of heterosexual perversion. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #48 |
60. You're wrong. Wait and see. |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:32 PM Response to Reply #60 |
62. That's okay. Some good heterosexual men |
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louis-t (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:19 PM Response to Original message |
49. Why do you blink so much? |
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Maat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:26 PM Response to Reply #49 |
54. Is it the drugs, Jer? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:29 PM Response to Reply #54 |
58. I don't do drugs! They can brainwash you and make |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:28 PM Response to Reply #49 |
57. I'm seeing the wonderful glory of God! |
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bertha katzenengel (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
52. How many of your relatives are gay, and what are their names? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:30 PM Response to Reply #52 |
59. I have a list of names and addresses on my website. |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:27 PM Response to Original message |
56. WHY WON'T YOU DIE??? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:31 PM Response to Reply #56 |
61. God wants me to stay here and convert more people |
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Mutley (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:02 PM Response to Reply #61 |
74. Heh |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:10 PM Response to Reply #74 |
82. No. Me and about 100,000 people worldwide will be in |
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Merrick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
65. What do you need with that box full of little shoes under your bed? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:41 PM Response to Reply #65 |
66. I never change the subject. |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:45 PM Response to Original message |
68. I feel so impure from years of posting here at DU. Can I be saved? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:56 PM Response to Reply #68 |
71. Sure, but you have to know the following: |
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thecai (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:50 PM Response to Original message |
69. Ever Gonna Tell The Truth, Falwell? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 12:58 PM Response to Reply #69 |
72. I've told the truth. |
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thecai (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:27 PM Response to Reply #72 |
78. GOD Cannot Lie, and The Devil Cannot Tell The Truth.... |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:07 PM Response to Reply #78 |
80. I hereby condemn you to hell for criticizing me! |
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noonwitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:11 PM Response to Original message |
75. How was that first sexual encounter with mom in the outhouse? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:08 PM Response to Reply #75 |
81. I'm forgiven for everything and anything I might do, because |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:23 PM Response to Original message |
76. Falwell? I thought you were dead...it's me, Satan |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:11 PM Response to Reply #76 |
83. No, I'm not in heaven yet, but I'll be there soon. |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:13 PM Response to Reply #83 |
84. I can't! I'm too busy controlling all these Repukes..... |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:16 PM Response to Reply #84 |
87. Repukes? Who are they? I know you control the Democrats, |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:25 PM Response to Original message |
77. Oh, and is masturbation REALLY evil? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:14 PM Response to Reply #77 |
85. Yes, it sends you directly to hell with all the other perverts. n/t |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 02:30 PM Response to Original message |
79. Are you really still alive, or are the rumors of your zombifyment true? |
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GOPBasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Apr-22-05 03:15 PM Response to Reply #79 |
86. I am not in heaven yet. I'm still on earth with all you hell-bound |
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