***DU WORST SONG EVER: FIRST ROUND RESULTS, SOUTH REGION***

[Arkana]

Here are the South Region results! Winners are in bold.

Game 1:

"Let The Eagle Soar," John Ashcroft: 96%
"Don't Worry, Be Happy," Bobby McFerrin: 4%

Game 2:

"Feelings," Morris Albert: 64%
"I've Never Been To Me," Charlene: 36%

Game 3:

"Have You Forgotten," Daryl Worley: 90%
"Margaritaville," Jimmy Buffett: 10%

Game 4:

"Muskrat Love," Captain & Tennille: 26%
"Oops, I Did It Again," Britney Spears: 74%

More to come...the West Region later!

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. Wow. I picked the loser in every match.

:(

[Arkana]

3. You actually picked McFerrin over AssKroft?

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. Yep.

See, "Let the Eagle Soar," while horrid, is not a hit song. It's a novelty. A joke to us... and an embarassment to Republicans. ;)

"Don't Worry, Be Happy," on the other hand, is now stuck in my head.

Really, it's similar to my rationale for voting against "Have You Forgotten?" Yes, that got radio airplay; yes, it's not only dreadful (who gave him the idea to use the word "Pentagon" in a song?), it's also offensive and ignorant. But I can't take it seriously. I know Worley took it seriously (HAHAHAHAHAHA, what a dumbass!) when he wrote it, but I cannot.

[LynneSin]

2. It's tough to put that John Ashcroft song in there...

..I mean, it's not like it's a real song that gets overplayed on the radio. It was just an instance of Ashcroft making an ass of himself