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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:41 AM
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Smoking chimp who can't quit
Edited on Fri Apr-22-05 08:45 AM by Misunderestimator
10.42AM, Fri Apr 22 2005

A chimpanzee at a South African zoo is struggling to kick the habit after learning to smoke by mimicking visitors.

Charlie, a chimp at the Bloemfontein Zoo, has been picking up cigarettes thrown to him by visitors and smoking them.

Zoo officials said he probably picked up the habit by observing humans.

"Baby chimps pick up habits by mimicking adults and we think he started mimicking smokers at his enclosure which probably led to smokers throwing him cigarettes," said spokesman Daryl
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http://www.itv.com/news/world_237813.html


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...according to the zoo, "he acts like a naughty schoolboy" and hides his cigarettes when his handlers happen by. So now the zoo has to help a monkey go cold turkey — resist the temptations of humans — and get him to understand that "monkey see, monkey do" isn't as good a philosophy as "do what I say, not what I do."
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2005/04/21/eveningnews/main690053.shtml





...now, where on earth will they put a nicotine patch on him?
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ChickMagic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:58 AM
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1. I completely understand
I'm also a slave to the coffin nails.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 08:59 AM
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2. I've always found monkeys/chimps/whatever that smoke to be amusing...
I don't know why. It started in 8th grade though. I saw a picture of it and thought "holy shit, a monkey smoking a cigarette!!!"
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:01 AM
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4. LOL... judging by your user name... I guess that picture stuck.
I saw this on the local news this morning, so went searching for a link. Amazing... he looks so human smoking... inhaling and then blowing the smoke out his nose... blew me away.
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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:15 AM
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5. yeah, in spite of the fact that it is depressing, the pics still make me
laugh
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:18 AM
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7. How are you with your not-smoking
Did it survive your move?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:21 AM
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10. Absolutely
not! :) :( :) ;) :blush: :smoke:

(I have a dr appointment this afternoon... I pulled a muscle coughing over the weekend... :silly: :banghead: :blush:... I do think it's time now.)
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:00 AM
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3. i'd totally smoke up with this guy n/t
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:17 AM
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6. OMG
That's just not right. :rofl:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:19 AM
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8. Future headline: Nicotine Deprived Chimp Goes Berserk Kills 7
Film at 11.
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:20 AM
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9. Damn, he looks cool huh?
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:23 AM
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11. LOL
:spray:

He does, doesn't he?
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:29 AM
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12. They should just let him smoke.
The poor chimp probably doesn't get too much pleasure in sitting around the zoo.

Smoke up, Bobo!
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chickenscratching Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:30 AM
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13. he kinda has a clint eastwood look
very nice
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BringEmOn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:32 AM
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14. Here's a cigar smoking monkey
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progressoid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:38 AM
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15. ha ha - good one
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ScooterTramp Donating Member (253 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:41 AM
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18. Oh.crap.
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Done Donating Member (680 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:44 AM
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16. This was on CBS Evening Infotainment last night.
It is wonderful how they keep us informed.
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:35 AM
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17. Ain't it though? With all the Jackson news... it's a wonder we get filled
in at all on such globally impactful events such as this... :shrug:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:43 AM
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19. Does he light them up himself?
Or does he go up and ask someone for a light?
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 11:45 AM
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20. I guess visitors light up one and throw it to him
:shrug:
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Apr-22-05 09:05 PM
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21. LOL, I could picture the chimp walking up to somebody
with a cig in his mouth and puffing to light one up! That would be funny!
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