i found god

[sniffa]

it's costs $400/oz

[stellanoir]

1. so how much

did he weigh. . .?

[sniffa]

2. hopefuLLy

7.5 grams

[stellanoir]

6. wow

never took him for a lightweight.

cool. . . I guess I'll just have to go and adjust my perspective on his creation now.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. Damn, that's expensive!

Only about $300 down here!

[sniffa]

4. that's a good price for god

i envy your faith

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

5. Yeah, my god is usually pretty good too.

Although sometimes He can be stemmy.

[DS1]

21. I've paid 400 before, but damn

one J of that, put two of us into outerspace. And we certainly weren't lightweights

[TOhioLiberal]

7. My first thought was...

'Gee I didn't know he was lost...'

[sniffa]

8. we were pLaying 'hide & seek'

he was a good hider.

[TOhioLiberal]

9. yeah I'll bet!

being invisible to begin with...:7

[artichokepeeler]

10. holy cow

it better be good then
what did you think of god?

[sniffa]

11. made me very giggLy

then i ate off faith. :o

[artichokepeeler]

14. nice avatar by the way

do you like using handcuffs?

[sniffa]

15. you betcha

i'm a freaky sort.

[artichokepeeler]

22. ok so i can't do this anymore

im going to acknowledge my ways and return as chickenscratching...sigh...

[sniffa]

23. i thought that was you

pLay nice... and remember the safe word.
:o

[chickenscratching]

24. what's the safe word?

:shrug:

[chickenscratching]

25. ps

i warn you, i might take you up on your offer to play nice.
then, by the time you meet me, i'll be prim and proper.



thank you grasshoppah

[Zenlitened]

12. Um, has this thread been cleared by the God Police?

They have developed a list of ideas we can and cannot discuss, analogies which may or may not be used, and a whole bunch of framing techniques which are simply off-limits.

If this thread has been cleared, please be sure to affix the official seal of approval:

[sniffa]

17. i'm sorry to say it hasn't

but i haven't seen any registered compLaints, so it must be ok.

[arwalden]

33. Complaints Are Organized And Committee-Driven These Days...

... or had not you noticed? I imagine that shortly we'll see a concerted effort to petition the authorities. That's the new trend.

[sniffa]

35. that sounds Like

freeping ata... shirLey you jest.

[ronnykmarshall]

38. I'm not jesting

and stop calling me Shirley!

[Jessica]

13. I found God in the freezer yesterday.

[sniffa]

19. it's funny

where you Lose stuff. i aLways say, "check the freezer" when the remote is missing, and once in a whiLe, it's actuaLLy in the freezer.

[ghostsofgiants]

28. $400 worth of god might explain that

[radwriter0555]

16. PUT THAT back where you found it

please.

[StopTheMorans]

18. i found cod

[Misunderestimator]

20. Depends on how much god you need...

the price is a bit steep if you need a lot ... :shrug:

[Arkana]

26. I found God too

He was under the damn sofa the whole time.

[sniffa]

27. no, no. he's under the highway overpass.

[ghostsofgiants]

29. Well I'll be jiggered

I always thought he was hiding in Jerry Falwell's bank account.

[Bzzzz]

30. Im' sorry n/t

[jonnyblitz]

31. self-delete

nevermind.

[mark414]

32. congrats

:thumbsup:

:smoke:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

34. hmm.... that seems like a bargain!!

I didn't realize that god is such a cheap whore!

:hi:

[sniffa]

36. he's a man of the peopLe - rich & poor

:hi:

:loveya:

[Cyndee_Lou_Who]

37. well... god bless him for that!

Send his generous ass my way, wontcha?

Off to a stupid seminar -have fun with god et al this weekend!!