Mariah Carey is set to become a Bond girl

[CatWoman]

Mariah Carey is set to become a Bond girl.

The diva is reportedly in serious talks with movie bosses over an offer to star in the forthcoming 007 film.

The millionaire singer - who has had scores of offers since her new 'Emancipation Of Mimi' album topped the charts in US and Japan - is also planning to launch her own diamond jewellery range.
A source close to the singer revealed: "The offers have been flooding in recently. She's in talks about playing a Bond girl and is also about to design her own jewellery."

Meanwhile, Mariah is still in therapy.

http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/celebrity/36002004.htm

[matcom]

1. i will NOT paint THAT bitches house!

you are the ONLY Bond-girl for ME baby! :*

[Fenris]

2. And the franchise continues is steady decline.

:eyes:

[CanuckAmok]

10. I think it would be neat seeing Dame Densch and Diva Carey together.

IMDB might actually implode.

[Fenris]

13. She might get her title revoked by the Queen.

[tjdee]

3. I don't believe she will be a Bond girl--her acting is atrocious.

It's not even campy.

I should stop caring about casting for films--it causes me such irritation when I think about things like this.

[neuvocat]

5. It started jumping the shark when Denise Richards was in it.

I mean, Bond dumps Sophie Marceau for her? That's like skipping a fine meal for the crap they have at Mc Donald's.

[smirkymonkey]

15. Exactly, and Mariah Carey is a vending machine sandwich.

I think she's very cheap looking and has absolutely no acting talent or charisma.

[iamjoy]

4. Her Secret Weapon...

That she uses to thwart rival spies is that screechy voice.
Their eardrums shatter when she hits the high note.


Or, is that the note is so high human ears don't hear it but it sets off a transponder signal...

[Writer]

6. Ahhh. Memories of "Glitter"

[StuckinBFE]

7. BOOOO I will be really pissed if Mariah Carey is a Bond Girl

I have been disappointed with the Bond series as of late but I keep hoping it will become what it once was.

[amazona]

8. Girl? She still alive?

How old is Mariah Carey anyway?

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[miss_kitty]

17. supposedly 35ish

she doesn't look a day over 40.

[stanwyck]

9. What will her cutesy Bond girl name be?

Pussy Galore is still the name to beat. I can't remember any of the others. But, you're right. The franchise is in decline. I remember those wonderful Bond villainesses: Grace Jones. Barbara Carrera. Honor Blackman. Britt Eklund. Barbara Bach. And now, Mariah Carey. Maybe Mariah will get a cool name to makeup for her lack of talent.

[CatWoman]

11. Virginia Vagina?

VaVa Voom?

Ivana Screwyu?

Nadine Knockers?

[CanuckAmok]

12. Ivanna Comebach. BTW, you forgot Miriam D'Abo!

n/t

[LSdemocrat]

14. Please God no!

[miss_kitty]

16. She will go down in history as the least sexy, most unattractive

Bond 'Girl.'

[edbermac]

18. Only one reason to see Mariah...

Well, make it two reasons...



The Bond films started to go downhill when Roger Moore took over...

[Zuni]

19. I guess her performance in Glitter paid off