Triumph the Comic Insult Dog

[elshiva]

Not a triumph, not comic, not even a dog, but definitely insulting.
"This is a nice room, I think I'll poop in it"

Discuss

[Dave Reynolds]

1. This is a nice topic

for me to POOP ON!!!

Not really, just my comic dog thang.

[elshiva]

2. Ok, that was funny!

heehee!

[Radical Activist]

5. Yes, yes. Triumph's scetches are very nice

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

No matter how much I do that it just doesn't get old. :D

The best Conan episode of all time had Janeane Garofolo as a guest, and Triumph interviewed people at the MTV Video awards show. That's where triumph held a press conference to tell eminem, "My mother was a bitch too but you don't see my writing songs about it!" LOL

[elshiva]

8. hahahah!

[baldguy]

3. He is a National Treasure.

[elshiva]

7. Give that dog a bone!

That cigar isn't shutting him up!

[slutticus]

4. Triumph had sex with Ann Coulter...

...and was subsequently arrested for bestiality.

[elshiva]

6. Seriously? Did Triumph use that?

:rofl:

[slutticus]

17. Yes he did. It was at one of the debates.

I'll see if I can find the link for you, it was fucking awesome!

....Here's the link to the video..
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2653646

Well shit...I just watched the clip again and It's not the one where he said that about Koulter....but it's good nonetheless!

[ISUGRADIA]

9. He was great at one of the 2004 debate spin rooms

One exerpt, went something like:

"what about gay marriage, Ralph?" Triumph to Ralph Reed

"I don't take questions from dogs" Reed

"oh, you'll take it bitch" Triumph

[elshiva]

10. Oh, you go, Triumph! He cussed out Reed!

Yay! A toast to the poop dog! :toast:

[ISUGRADIA]

12. Oh, and I love that he made the Repub Gov of Hawaii look like an idiot

http://starbulletin.com/2004/10/22/news/story3.html

Triumph: Seriously, I mean, come on, Bush and Black Caucus -- they go together like Yasser Arafat and circumcision.

Lingle: (Blacks are) top leaders in the nation. Colin Powell, our secretary of state, Condoleezza Rice are judged on merit.

Triumph: ... You know what Bush won me over with? When he indicated that Kerry changed his mind. I think the 83rd time was finally a charm for me.

Lingle: I think the most important time he changed his mind was when he refused to fund the troops in Iraq, a critical situation for our country to be successful there. (Dubiously) It's good to see you tonight.

Triumph: Thank you for your time. Have a safe trip back to ... Stepford!

[elshiva]

13. Is Triumph a Republican?

[ISUGRADIA]

14. He seems bipartisan in his attacks to an extent but really, he

slammed Bush and the Repubs a lot more at the debate spin room.

[elshiva]

15. He's a dog just not a yellow dog...so who knows....

He poops on all...

[Catchawave]

11. This is tempting :)

http://www.formetopoopon.com/

I wonder how he "does" it...lol.

[Dave Reynolds]

16. Doggie style, how else?

Sorry, that was to easy.....

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. His Star Wars bit was priceless...I've got it downloaded and I still

laugh till I cry. the kids love it. :hi:

[Willy Lee]

20. That was a great bit.

Darth Nerder: This would be my chest box that helps me to breathe

Triumph: and which of these buttons calls your parents to pick you up?

[ScreamingMeemie]

21. "You are a Huge Nerd".

:hi:

[WilliamPitt]

23. Have you ever actually talked to a woman

without having to give your credit card number?

[underpants]

25. Eet iz like you were constructed in a lab made from parts of other nerds

Just pretend that you ran 10 feet.

The Star Wars people in the background were laughing very hard at themselves.

[Willy Lee]

19. "Daschunds...the only dog that's shaped like it's own poop."

He's my hero. Love him.

[Zenaholic]

22. Triumph at Star Wars II Premire

http://www.milkandcookies.com/stuff/triumphvsw.asx

Hilarious!

[johnnie]

24. I watched the DVD a while back

I was laughing the whole time. It is about 4 hours of shit, and I was cracking up thru the whole thing.

[bullwinkle428]

26. I sniffed J.Lo's ass...

...and got too touchy-feely,
She let loose a bomb
That was bigger than Gigli!

I KEED! I KEED!
I JOKE WITH YOU!
I KEED! I KEED!
I EVEN LIKE...I DON'T LIKE AFFLECK...

[Bombero1956]

27. he nailed Kathie Lee Gifford

on the Squares

Triumph: Hey Kathie Lee, I find I have something in common with Regis Philbin, we both got rid of our bitches recently.

Tom Bergeron nearly died laughing.