I had the mother of all Freudian slips at work last night.

[LostInAnomie]

I was having a conversation with a much hated co-worker about something our boss told us to do. To make a long story short she said to me "I think you heard wrong." to which I was going to reply "I think you're right." What came out instead was "I think you're a piece of shit."

I played it off with a giggle and said "Uhh... my mind is somewhere else today." She looked at my with a glare and said "I guess so" then stomped off.

It was kinda funny.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. You should've told her to stand and deliver.

Carl would've.

[redqueen]

6. hahahahaha...

The Clowning... love that episode.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

7. PREPARE TO SCREAM FOR VENGEANCE LADIES!!

[Rufus T. Firefly]

10. "So I put two & two together there and

decided that you're pissin' me off."

My favorite Carl line ever.

[TheDebbieDee]

2. WOW! Hahahahaha...talk about letting it all hang out.

[underpants]

3. Oh my GOD that is funny

In the middle of a conversation "I think you are a piece of shit"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Hugin]

4. Ooo.. Had one of those, "Did I say that out loud?" moments... eh?

[redqueen]

5. Holy crap!

:rofl:

[xchrom]

8. oy

i'm sure you're mortified.
sort of.

mortified and relieved? it's all out now.

but i have to thank you -- 'cause that's the funniest damn thing i've heard all week.

[Theres-a]

9. Nice!

[skygazer]

11. That's hysterical

When I first became a cashier at the grocery store where I work, I was a nervous wreck for my first customer and was determined to do everything right. Ring up the stuff, chat in a friendly manner, bag it up, take his money, give him change, offer a parting comment.

I did great right up to the parting comment. What came out of my mouth? "I love you."

I have no idea where it came from - it was horribly mortifying. Luckily, the guy was a regular and knew me from before my promotion so I was able to stammeringly explain (as much as something like that can be explained).

He was always very friendly after that.... :shrug:

[tammywammy]

12. That's great.

Sometimes I wish this would happen with me, with a few less desirable co-workers.

:rofl: :rofl: