Just for a laugh! A friend emailed this to me & I had to share.

[Rainbowreflect]

A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary
> >> > surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet
> >> > pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
> >> > bird's chest.
> >> >
> >> > After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly
> >> > and said, "I'm so sorry, your duck Cuddles has
> >> > passed away."
> >> >
> >> > The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?
> >> >
> >> > "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
> >> >
> >> > "How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean,
> >> > you haven't done any testing on him or anything? He
> >> > might just be in a coma or something."
> >> >
> >> > The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the
> >> > room, and returned a few moments later with a black
> >> > Labrador Retriever.
> >> >
> >> > As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog
> >> > stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
> >> > examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
> >> > bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and
> >> > shook his head.
> >> >
> >> > The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned
> >> > a few moments later with a cat.
> >> >
> >> > The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed
> >> > delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat
> >> > sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed
> >> > softly and strolled out of the room.
> >> >
> >> > The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry,
> >> > but as I said, this is most definitely, 100%
> >> > certifiably, a dead duck."
> >> >
> >> > Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a
> >> > few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the
> >> > woman.
> >> >
> >> > The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
> >> >
> >> > "$150!", she cried, "$150 just to tell me my duck is
> >> > dead!!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > GET READY!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > READY YET?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > OK
> >> >
> >> > "The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my
> >> > word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with
> >> > the Lab Report and the Cat Scan,it's now $150.00.
> >> >
> >> > HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!

[dhinojosa]

1. going to the vet today...

I will give him this.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. hee hee hee - that's a good one!

[sinkingfeeling]

3. LOL!

[Senior citizen]

4. ROFL

:rofl: