HOLY CRAP! - Rapture Advisory Red! - Rapture Advisory Red!

[DistressedAmerican]

Pack up your soul! You'll be going on a trip REAL SOON!
:nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke::nuke:

Can anyone here seriously argues that the end is NOT near? The signs are everywhere!

The Anti-Christ controls the federal government!

The Pope Is Dead! Long Live The Pope!

Reality TV! HELLO?

Brittany pregnant!

My God! People, the freaking FUNDIES ARE RIGHT! The endtimes are upon us:nuke:!

I defy you to argue otherwise! Go Ahead:evilgrin: !



:nuke: :evilgrin:

[Renew Deal]

1. lol

O8)

:rofl:

[Guy Fawkes]

2. The Cubs still have yet to win another World Series...

:cry: I like the cubs, too!

[Lady Freedom]

5. Then the end isn't near yet!!!

The Cubs have not won a Series! When that happens THEn the end is near!!!

[Melynn]

17. But the Red Sox did win a World Series

and if THE CURSE is off then anything is possible. :scared:

[CubsFan1982]

14. Cubs fans UNITE!

If the rapture is the price I have to pay to see the promised land, I'll take it!

[KitchenWitch]

20. The White Sox also have yet to win one

But I do not want that to ever happen....

[Ganja Ninja]

27. The Devil Rays will win one before the Cubs.

Lets face it. Chicago is snake bit as far as sports towns go.

[northzax]

29. well, the Nats and the Os are in first place

and lez boulez are making the playoffs. that's gotta mean something.

[neuvocat]

3. It snowed in the desert about 10 years ago.

I defy you to say that isn't a sign.

[DistressedAmerican]

6. The Department's Theologians and Scholars Have Advised Me That

Can Be Considered A Sign. Not a troubling sign in isolation but, taken as whole, it is clearly cause for concern!

Thank you for your interest,

Distressed American
Director Of Homeland Theology
US Department of Orthodoxy

[Ilsa]

4. Correction:

The end is "nigh". "Neigh" is the long, high-pitched sound made by a horse. I know, sometimes our fingers are too busy and we slip an extra vowel in.

"The Anti-Christ controls the federal government!" Amen to that. I have friends preparing for the tribulation already. I suppose I better get with it.

[DistressedAmerican]

8. I Hear That The End Is Accompanied By 4 Horsemen!

Perhaps the end IS NEIGH!

Stay the course!

[Ilsa]

9. I love it!

Hats off to you for this one!
Someone here has a Four Horsemen" sig line: Cheney, Bush, Rumsfeld and Ashcroft.

[Liberalynn]

19. Didn't Hercules

stop the apocalypse on his Legendary Journeys? Or was it Shannen Doherty on Charmed?;-)

[4_Legs_Good]

7. The end can't come soon enough as far as I'm concerned

:nuke:

david

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. You forgot Oprah and Stedman are on the outs

Hell yes, the end is nigh

:P :silly:

[DistressedAmerican]

11. Kick!

[whirlygigspin]

12. Ratzinger was great in Star Wars

[GiovanniC]

15. No, But Have You Ever Seen His Travel Channel Show?

http://travel.discovery.com/fansites/jrmia/jrmia.html

[Robeson]

13. Yes, and people are worshipping a water stain and cracked concrete...

...under an underpass. The end is surely near.

[HeeBGBz]

16. Duck and Cover

Or maybe Duck Tape and Cover Ups.

[Liberalynn]

18. Aw Damn

it can't be the end, I still need to find out what happens to Christian and who the Carver is on Nip/Tuck.

[Zuni]

21. Pope elected on Waco Aniversary?

The day Clinton and lesbian bull dyke Janet Reno inagurated the new world order?

[DistressedAmerican]

22. Middle Of The Night Kicker!

[Lorien]

23. "Severe risk" of the Rapture?

But I thought they WANTED the Rapture! :shrug:

[imenja]

24. you know what that means: they won't be voting in the 2006 elections!

Rapture away. :bounce: :applause: :bounce:

[hippiechick]

28. Good Point !!!

:toast:

[liberalpress]

25. You forgot the biggest sign of all...

... Nanny 911 on Fox is being broadcast in HiDef. OMG!

[DistressedAmerican]

26. That IS A Bad Sign!