Vatican: Pope will be out when they find the pope hat

[BurtWorm]

The rumor is someone accidentally buried it with John Paul II.

[Fenris]

1. You'd think they'd keep a spare around just in case.

[bushisanidiot]

2. AWOL Bush cries: "I wanna pope hat daddy Dick!!"

wonder if he'll come up with some childish nickname for the pope.

[patrice]

3. Hey, that's a cute picture of Bush as a kid . . .

too bad there isn't one of him blowing up frogs in his backyard.

[bushisanidiot]

4. AWOL Bush was no athlete. It kind of explains why he throws baseballs the

way he does.

heh..

[patrice]

5. Not much of an athlete huh?

That explains why he victimizes the weak.