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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:37 PM
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New Device for men that automatically puts Condoms on for them
Edited on Mon Apr-18-05 09:45 PM by Champ
To reduce the hassles before sex, Senegalese inventor and businessman Mor Maty Seck has designed an automatic condom fitter that allows condoms to be put on in a fraction of the time it usually takes to do manually. The device, which is on display at the International Exhibition of Inventions in Geneva, has reportedly been drawing huge crowds of businessmen and investors.

According to Fox News, It has been such a success in the inventor's native Senegal, that its now being sold internationally, and already has offers from European businessmen who want to team up to offer it in Europe.

According to inventor, people are generally very shy over talking about contraception, and a lot of them face problems while using it, leading to acute embarrassment in front of their partners.

The automatic condom fitter, he claims, fits in a second and does away with the embarrassment factor.

"People don't like to talk about contraception but there are a lot of men who find condoms difficult to use, and it can be so embarrassing that the moment is completely lost, my auto condom fitter guarantees not more than a brief second's pause in the action, with a bit of practice the man's partner probably won't even notice that he had reached over and used his trusty auto condom fitter ", the report quoted. Seck as saying.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1325940,00180007.htm


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1352740.html
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:39 PM
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1. OK, this is goofy.
It takes two seconds to slap one on your weiner. If you can't do it, practice.

Jeez.
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Longgrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:40 PM
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2. I thought she was supposed to do it for him?
Or would you rather have a machine do everything else for you too?
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PartyPooper Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:40 PM
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3. Oh, come off it.
I prefer the old-fashioned way.

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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:40 PM
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4. A holster?
Where's the pictures?
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:43 PM
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6. I found something from ananova
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HeeBGBz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:02 PM
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15. Aren't those used to change oil filters?
Tough guy, eh?
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:46 PM
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18. You have to tie a knot in your foreskin to fit right though.
Way tough guy.
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sparky_in_ma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:41 PM
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5. Damn, knew I should have patented it.
Next someone's going to come up with a device that turns off the lites when you clap, and puts your condom on.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 06:13 AM
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24. They already have that: it's called an "unemployed girlfriend"! *claps*
KIDDING!!!
I'm a kidder! I kid because I love!

*runs away*

:hide:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:44 PM
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7. What, no pictures? FOX is known for being openly lewd.
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Champ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:45 PM
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8. Post #6
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RagingInMiami Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:46 PM
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9. So is this device one size fits all
Or does one have to get fitted for it?
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donco6 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:48 PM
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10. That one looks about right for me.
;)
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:53 PM
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11. Good luck ..
... with that. I've never used condoms that much, but frankly I've never found it to take more that a few seconds to install one.

Sometimes, there are solutions looking for a problem. This sure looks like one. :)
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TexasSissy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:57 PM
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12. Errrr...pardon me, but....is that orange thingy supposed to be, like,
you know, the real thing? If so....does he have a friend?:evilgrin:
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 05:47 AM
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21. or two?
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shesemsmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 09:59 PM
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13. If they aren't smart enough to apply it
I wouldn't waste my time.....lol
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imenja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 05:48 AM
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22. well, this is about stopping the spread of AIDs in Africa
not your love life. If it makes it easier for people to use condoms, that's a good thing.
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:01 PM
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14. First, I'm confused as to how the fitter puts it on for the guy.
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Yupster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:06 PM
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17. I think that guy is specially trained
You call him on the phone, he comes up to your place, and in just one second, he's got the condom on you.
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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:04 PM
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16. Spray on condoms or stretch and whappo, you're set to go?
I've liked the idea of spray on condoms. Sort of like paint spray cans, perhaps in colors and scents, and of liquidized aerosolized latex. Or does the device the article is about stretch the condom and "whappo" it's on? Ooooooooo, might make some shrink. Thanks for the laugh.
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-18-05 10:48 PM
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19. I don't use condoms anymore
I tried once and obliterated it.

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purr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 07:51 AM
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25. I don't use them either..
I'm married and 5 mo pregnant :)
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ladjf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 05:43 AM
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20. Hmm. Sounds sort of dangerous to me.
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Maestro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 06:08 AM
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23. What the heck?
I don't get it. It is not hard to do. My only gripe is that in the throws of passion, you some time put the thing on backwards and have to do a redo. ;)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-19-05 08:17 AM
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26. Whatever it takes
as long as they use 'em.
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