Breaking..new Pope selected

[johnnie]

I know it was a lame joke, but I just had the lame joke bug for a second. Please excuse me.

[MADem]

1. Since they don't start in until Monday, I knew it was some fun

Timing, the comedian's best friend!

But the pic of Guido is amusing, nonetheless!

[johnnie]

2. Well

I might not have been in a funny mood on Monday. So what the hell...take it as you can get it..right?
And yeah, Guido was great. I still remember that time he was on trying to get money pledges and if you sent $100 you got a shrimp on a keychain..lol.

[bookman]

3. Great

He would be my selection. And we could make him a Saint if he just knows a few card tricks.

:)


Don't you just miss the "Find the Pope in the Pizza" contest?

[johnnie]

5. I miss a lot of that stuff

I don't know if it's because I'm older, or if no one is funny, but there sure seemed to be a lot of funny stuff years ago.

[DeepGreen]

4. Thanks I needed that !!

:rofl:

[johnnie]

6. Your very welcome

I would love to see SNL pull him out tonight as the new Pope..lol.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Best Pope EVER

[hippiechick]

8. If only !!!

:yourock:

[johnnie]

9. It could happen..LOL

He would have to change his name. And of course the name in the running is Pope Ringo George I

[UrbScotty]

10. No... It's POPE RON PAUL!

[johnnie]

11. Or

Ron Popeil

[Abelman]

12. giggle

:ROFL:

[ltfranklin]

19. No, No...It's...

Pope RuPaul!



Can be both Holy Father AND Mother Superior!

[TlalocW]

13. I liked his description of heaven

You go up to heaven, and you're given a million dollars, and then they start going back through all your sins, and you have to pay for them out of your million dollars. Lying was like $100.00. Hypocrisy $200.00. Stealing $500.00, but masturbation was only $10.00.

TlalocW

[johnnie]

16. That made me laugh

I haven't really heard much from him in years.

[TlalocW]

17. He also had a little side career as

Laslo Toth, patriotic American.

He would send out weird letters to various companies and famous people and wait for replies. Normally, he would just get form letters back with autographed pictures of people he wrote to - Sammy Davis, JR, the Shah of Iran, etc. Every now and then he would get a reply back like when after American troops took back one of our embassies in one of our various to-dos in the Middle East, a newspaper story quoted a troop saying something like, "It was obvious that the enemy had been there as the Coke machine was pretty banged up."

"Laslo" sent that to Coca-Cola and suggested that they get a new machine out there right away. Coke mailed him back saying that they had done just that.

Perfect example of how the lights are on, but no one's home.

TlalocW

[6000eliot]

18. Masturbation is only a quarter.

He says he has a recurring dream that he gets to heaven and he's 25 cents short.

[Richard Steele]

14. You make funna dis Pope, he KICKA yer ass!

Always liked Father Sarducci; he had alot more than just the accent.

[Tom Kitten]

15. But what about Ratzinger?

I'm sure he could still wear his white socks underneath all the vestments!

[FizzFuzz]

20. I'm cracking up at that pic

never heard of this guy, but what a laff riot!

:D

[Tom Kitten]

21. John Ratzinger

Cliff the mailman from Cheers? I heard he was the early favorite for Pope!

[FizzFuzz]

22. oops, my cultural ignorance is showing!

:P lol!