Calling All DU Photoshoppers!! Attention: Your Project For The Weekend IS:

[matcom]

i will attempt to participate but am having a dinner party tonight so mine might be later this weekend.

CHALLENGE YOUR SKILLS AND MINDS AND MAKE US PROUD!! :bounce:

keep this sucka kicked if you would be so kind

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

delete

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

1. It already looks like the bible and gavel is photoshopped

into that poor kids hands.

[hvn_nbr_2]

15. A very odd Bible and very odd fingers

Okay, the Bible is narrow enough to fit in his palm between thumb and first knuckle of fingers and yet tall enough to extend well beyond the sides of his hand. Using my hands as a guide, it looks like the Bible is printed on paper about 2 X 7 inches. Very odd shape for a Bible.

But look at the fingers on the hand holding the Bible. It looks like, with palm up, his little finger is on the outside! Look at your own hand with the palm up. They not only photoshopped the Bible. They photoshopped a human right hand and arm where his left hand and arm should be. Having noticed that, the musculature and flesh on the arm holding the Bible looks a bit odd too, probably because the wrong muscles and flesh are in the wrong place.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

2. I'm on it!

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Wow... Reese from "Malcom in the MIddle" looks perplexed...

...about which object to smash into Dewey's head.:D

[Deja Q]

8. Oh, I thought he was thinking X-rated thoughts...

:wow:

[matcom]

4. kick

:kick:

[matcom]

5. .

[Fenris]

6. Kick

[Name removed]

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[Deja Q]

9. Oh rabbits, you beat me too it!

:cry: :rofl:

[Fenris]

10. Man, you did that one fast, Slice.

:D

Good work. :thumbsup:

BTW, what font did you use for "Jizzfest"?

[DS1]

11. It's Impact

I recognized it, pretty soon I'll start considering myself a full-fledged designer ;-)

It's bundled with Windows, btw, homeslice :7

[Fenris]

13. Well, that's good to know.

It looked familiar. :7

[Misunderestimator]

12. LMAO

:rofl: :applause: :rofl: :applause: :rofl:

[jonnyblitz]

14. go anime!!!

:thumbsup:

[Celeborn Skywalker]

17. ROFL!

:rofl:

[Redstone]

23. Jesus Christ on a fucking spavined mule,

I can't even bother to try this one, because there's NO WAY I 'd be able to come up with anything funnier than that.

First-round knockout, hoss. I laughed so hard that Mrs R came into my office and asked me if I was OK.

I'm buying you a drink if I get up to Boston next week.

Redstone

[matcom]

24. THAT is the DS1 i know and love

:7

[Ellen Forradalom]

16. UNFUCKINGBELIEVEABLE

Yes, the filibuster is used by the minority to prevent tyranny of the majority. Bob Dole knows this.

[nickgutierrez]

18. That's a tiny bible.

Either that, or the kid has one big right hand...

[Name removed]

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[GOPisEvil]

20. Of course a tool like him would think he needs Magnums!

:thumbsup:

[Fenris]

21. Had to do it.

Couldn't just be the regulars. :D

Thank you sir!

[DS1]

25. bwahahaha

betwixt! Love it! :D

[matcom]

26. i MISSED IT!!

whaddhe say? whaddhe say? :D

[Name removed]

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[DS1]

28. wow, they got mine too

just, wow.

fuck this place

[matcom]

29. yup

fucking incredible :eyes:

[C_eh_N_eh_D_eh]

22. Does anyone here have a forum account on somethingawful.com?

We really should go to the experts on this.

[DS1]

30. why? so their entries can get deleted too?

[matcom]

31. it must be

fundie DU day

[DS1]

32. I think this sums it up quite nicely

[BringEmOn]

33. Wow....who's moderating? Jerry Falwell?

I saw the first one, but missed the others.

[DS1]

34. Can't be. I never thought I'd argue in favor of Jerry Falwell, but

at least he would keep the offensive pictures up to make his case.

[matcom]

35. i don't know why they just don't delete this whole damned thread

:eyes:

[DS1]

36. Yeah, creativity is such an untamed beast

Next thing you know I'll be renting porn and smoking dope!

[matcom]

37. heathen

i will pray for you tomorrow at "temple DU"

[DS1]

38. *snort*

Temple DU