time for the good ol' ovaries to be ripped out

[chickenscratching]

why didn't anyone tell me pms gets worse when you hit your 20's?
i feel like such a sack of shit right now.
the manic depressive thing is really starting to take effect.
:cry:

ps. im sorry to all those assholes taht hate it when girls tlak about their period.

[Goathead]

1. Holy shit!

:hide: :popcorn:

[chickenscratching]

39. youre missing it!

im about to rip the throat out of whoisalhedges!
:evilgrin:

[Goldmund]

2. I agree re. "assholes"

[chickenscratching]

5. so

you agree with the assholes that don't like it when girls talk about their period, or you agree that those people are assholes?

[Goldmund]

6. The latter

I agree that those people are assholes.

Uncock the shotgun, please! :D

[chickenscratching]

8. im glad it wasnt the former

its now uncocked. ;)

[BurtWorm]

3. I love it when girls talk about their period.

But that's just me.

[chickenscratching]

11. you sicko

you just wanna hear about glue in mousetraps! get off my thread!
:hide:

[BurtWorm]

16. I hate you!

:cry:

Not really. ;)

[chickenscratching]

28. i know

but i still hate you,

:evilgrin:

[4_Legs_Good]

4. Sucks to be a girl

Sorry! Us guys are mostly @ssholes and still you are the ones who have to suffer with PMS and all the rest. Totally unfair.

Good luck! And if you do have those ovaries ripped out, please have it done by a professional!!!

:)

david

[chickenscratching]

7. dont say most guys are assholes!

that's not true either. girls can be a big pain in the arse too (youre talking to one)
:) thanks for the sorry

[luvLLB]

9. we didn't tell you because we didn't want to scare you off.....eom

[chickenscratching]

10. lame

keep me informed next tiem, please ? :cry:

[Dora]

12. My sympathies

My PMS went through the roof in my early twenties, exacerbated I'm sure by the Pill. Probably drove my boyfriend crazy - for 3-5 days I'd be moody, angry, impulsive, erratic, weepy, etc., but as soon as my period started all unpleasantness ended and I was a happy camper.

I found that diet helped me a lot. Eating lots of green leafies helps, and cutting back on processed foods and salt and caffeine will too. Easier said than done, but I found that if I cooked for myself and ate a lot of veggies, I could always count on a better (happier) month. Oh, yeah, and exercise too. When I began riding my bike to and from work every day my PMS practically disappeared.

Good luck. If you get any freakos who like to blame your behavior by saying things about you having your period, please educate them at length about the dynamics of PREmenstrual syndrome, which are very different from the issues involved with the monthlies themselves. They'll never say anything about it again. :-)

[chickenscratching]

17. haha

thanks dora, i find veggies help a lot too.
now if i can just get my ass to exercise... sigh, that's a whole other issue

[OldLeftieLawyer]

41. Oh, honey,

I hate to tell you this, but getting off your ass and really moving around a lot is the only thing that helps. You'll feel so much better if you get those endorphins flowing, combating the evil female hormones that are telling you to kill kill kill.

Alcohol and dope make it worse, by the way.

[tjdee]

13. Awww yeah it does!

And don't worry, some guys pretend to care so you'll sleep with them.
:silly:

[fudge stripe cookays]

14. Hey don't knock it.

I am recently ovary-free on my left side. It's the process leading up to the removal that sucked ass.

I definitely empathize though. Late 20s, backache and cramps increased 100-fold. Hang in there!

FSC

[chickenscratching]

15. sigh...

thanks for your support. :hug:

[johnnie]

18. Didn't you know?

I thought it was in that secret manual all women get at birth? You know? The one that you don't tell us men about so we know what the hell is going on?:)

[Beaverhausen]

19. My advice is...lots of chocolate.

and also lots of salt and fat.

and...start taking Oil of Evening Primrose. It definitely helps with PMS symptoms.

:hug:

[AlCzervik]

20. try taking a calcium supplement every day, it can help

lessen your cramps.

[Mrs_Beastman]

21. Yes ..PMS is real, my advise is drink plenty of water and no caffeine

serious!, have of the symptoms of PMS are dehydration...the hormones are more concentrated when you are dehydrated, also.

[Abelman]

22. That's why there's an ignore function

for those assholes.

I'm so happy I was born with external genitalia. Ovaries and uteri are no fun, as far as I know. I just have to avoid getting kicked, which is fairly easy.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

42. Our revenge comes later

After we're gloriously through menopause, and having the time of our lives, you guys begin to notice that it takes forever to pee, that you sometimes think you have to pee when you don't, and younger men won't get in line behind you in men's rooms at football games.

Your prostate slowly becomes the size of a basketball.

We then applaud.

And you still have that pesky facial hair growing every day, while that prostate is trying to achieve liftoff.

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. Oh, wah.

There are plenty of starving runway models and gymnasts who would LOVE to be having their periods right now. :eyes:

[chickenscratching]

24. i knew

i could count on you to say something dignified.

[Magrittes Pipe]

25. One could say that "Dignity" is my middle name.

But then, one would be a liar.

[chickenscratching]

27. one would be

a gigantic liar.
couldnt you have at least just given me the no pity smiley? :nopity:

[Magrittes Pipe]

31. Nah.

What better to take your mind off your pain than the mocking of others?

[chickenscratching]

32. youre turning my pain

into a kaiser roll of anger that's welling up inside to me. and i swear to god i will make sure it explodes over your goose shit-ridden shoes.

[Bouncy Ball]

33. ...

This is getting good.

:popcorn:

[chickenscratching]

35. just wait

hopefully it'll get even better.

[Magrittes Pipe]

40. Better?

No.

[Bouncy Ball]

26. That made me chuckle.

[Bouncy Ball]

29. Girl, I've been begging my doctor to yank out my uterus

for about a year now. It's served its purpose, I don't need it anymore, it's just a pain now.

But nooooooo. He says "there's nothing wrong with it" and stupid shit like that.

Sigh.

Why am I FORCED to keep this uterus that I HATE?!?!?! WHY? It's USELESS!

Anywho, good luck to ya. I wouldn't want to lose my ovaries, though. Won't you have to go on hormones?

[chickenscratching]

30. yea

good point.
i'll tell my boy to put the knife down.
:)

[amazona]

34. it shouldn't

I'd talk to my ob/gyn. If you can tolerate the pill, the right pill should make a big difference. I realize if you're trying to get pregnant, that isn't a very helpful suggestion, but if you're not, you could be amazed.

The conservation movement is a breeding ground of communists
and other subversives. We intend to clean them out,
even if it means rounding up every birdwatcher in the country.
--John Mitchell, US Attorney General 1969-72

[chickenscratching]

36. i was on the pill for awhile

and it took care of my pain a whole lot (minus some pms issues), after talking to some people though about what's in the pill , ive been off it, untill i can do some in depth research.

[entanglement]

37. Is it permitted to send

someone suffering from pms a hug? :hug:
Hope it isn't a painful ailment.

[chickenscratching]

38. i always accept hugs

sheesh, thank you! :hug:

on edit: welcome to DU! :hi:

[imenja]

43. you're not getting a hysterectomy are you?

Doctors have medication for severe PMS. I've never had much myself, but I'm starting to get hot flashes, and that's no treat either. If you get a hysterectomy, you'll undergo menopause early, and that comes with a lot of hormonal mood swings.

[CO Liberal]

44. I Read Your Post to My Wife, The Princess

She suggested that you get your hormone levels checked. ASAP. Hormones that are out of whack can make manic depressive symptoms much worse.

The Princess wants to know if your periods are regular, and how bad your PMS symptoms are. She fixed her hormonal problems with herbs - PM her if you want more info.

[meow2u3]

45. You wanna get SPAYED?

What are you, a cat?! >^-^<