Let's play Pick a Random Subject Line from Memory

[yvr girl]

Type a letter in your subject line, and see what is listed. Pick your favourite line.

[yvr girl]

1. Matcom's weenie's name is Russel

I thought I should start

[Mrs.Matcom]

8. umm

how do you know that??? OH, I forgot you did have that back alley affair! Sorry, momentary lapse in brain power.

[yvr girl]

10. You HAVE a picture of Russel?

I can't remember who had the picture. I think you need to get an ankle bracelet (like Martha's for Matcom.)

[Mrs.Matcom]

25. Nope

no picture, can't find a wide angle lense big enough!

The bracelet is a good idea, might have to get him one.

[yvr girl]

26. I feel weird

This is a very strange conversation. You are a very good wife. You should send Matcom a link to your post so he can brag to all his friends.

[Joe Power]

2. Ted is stalking me!

I'm as clueless as you are. :wtf:

[meegbear]

3. Maybe you should let the drugs wear off before you post

What are trying to say?

[Richardo]

4. Homer Stokes looks just like Karl Rove - freeps must LOVE him!

[yvr girl]

5. The gay men flirt more

It's very sad, but true

[Huckebein the Raven]

6. *ahem*

:hi:

[yvr girl]

7. Can you see me through my computer?

Hi Baby! :loveya:

[Huckebein the Raven]

9. Hello

:hi:

[LynzM]

11. Technically a fruit...

Tomatoes, I think.

[yvr girl]

13. so true

If one searches long enough there is an appropriate response

[LynzM]

24. Yup....

That's a good generic, all-purpose one. Not nearly funny, though.

[progmom]

12. erm. what?

:wtf:

[LynzM]

14. I don't know what to say....

So, nothing.

[yvr girl]

15. What are you implying?

Or am I inferring?

[progmom]

17. WTF is wrong with my cat?

Oh. I don't have a cat.

Carry on, then.

[qnr]

16. Warriors.... Come out and plaaaay!

[yvr girl]

19. You are completely incorrigible

Warriors are WAY too busy to play.

[qnr]

29. That I am. I waited a while to answer so that it would serve as a KICK

too.

[ScreamingMeemie]

18. Huh?

I don't know the rules...I don't understand...I am, Perhaps, discombobulated...

[progmom]

20. I rebuke thee in the name of all that is holy!

I actually have no idea what she is talking about.

:shrug:

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. Thank you progmom. I thought I left my brain on the pillow for a second

there! :bounce: :hi:

[yvr girl]

21. Where to begin

You shouldn't expect it to make sense.

[ScreamingMeemie]

23. Going to have to get another cup of coffee...

:hi:

[yvr girl]

27. Here's what you need to know

Coffee is good.

:donut:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Jeebus is for mocking the fake Christianity of RW zealots (nt)

In response to some tight-ass who thought typing "Jeebus" was an attack on Christianity.