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http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2792Jokes with realistic endings:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?
A: A media circus about the debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
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Q. Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?
A. Repeated absences and stealing.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existance and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
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Q. Why was six afraid of seven?
A. It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
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Q. How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?
A. You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.
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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertantly left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a math test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her father's recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distacted of late.
Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encounter the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself on the soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture mover's van as it attempted to make its way home.
Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman.
"Cool," thought the mental health worker, "Those feathers will make for excellent trout flys." He stopped and plucked a handful of the most irridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job," he muttered to no one in particular.
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