Good God Almighty. I've posted 103 TIMES TODAY!

[UdoKier]

That has to be an all-time record for me. And dishes sit unwashed in the sink! Therefore, I must make this my last post of the day.

But feel free to check "my latest posts" and tell how many posts you've done today!

[yewberry]

1. Four.

And they were all meaningful and weighty.

On the plus side, I managed to avoid posting in the PeTA threads earlier. That's something.

[hfojvt]

2. how many replies have you gotten?

I think I have about fifteen posts and three replies. That seems to be typical for me, probably because I write so well and have such a fearsome intellect that no one can disagree with me. Yeah, I bet that's it.

[fleabert]

5. me too. That was well written and scary smart, no way I would disagree!

how's that for closing a conversation? ;-)

[hfojvt]

7. also, my humor has a "Far Side" quality to it

some people roll on the floor laughing, but many people are saying "I don't get it" as they turn the page to Marmaduke.
Or maybe I am like that crazy guy on the park bench talking to himself. You know that if you talk to him that he will talk your ear off until you have drowned in a sea of insipidity, insanity and incoherence. Just keep reading the paper or talking to your friend and maybe he will go away.
Nah, it's definitely gotta be the intellectual intimidation. I am too smart and too good and darn it all, people are just jealous and intimidated.

[fleabert]

8. I don't get it.

just kidding. I know what you mean. I am that crazy lady down the street sometimes.

[Rhiannon12866]

3. I cannot tell you, but congrats to you!

Especially for letting unwashed dishes trump DU!:-)

[Skittles]

4. would you like for me to kick your ass, Udo?

it's as good a reason as any :o

[Floogeldy]

6. I was nodding off. Please don't yell my name like that anymore.

B-)

[BikeWriter]

9. 64 at DU, then again I was posting on my own forum and another, too. :-)

[Robeson]

10. I've been battling Comcast all day like a lot of others.....

...:grr:

[Lisa]

11. those dishes can wait!

Actually, you could argue that you're saving water by doing a whole bunch at once like that.

[txaslftist]

12. get back to work.