Creepiest rightwinger of all time?

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

the one who just makes you sick to your stomach? The one, who, you wouldn't want to see the private life of, out of fear of vomiting? The one who, if you had to shake hands with, you'd immediately rush to the sink and decontaminate with a heaping of soap?

Lucianne Goldberg?

Steve Forbes?


Jeff Gannon?

Randall Terry?

who's your pick?

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. Karl Rove

[ImpeachBush]

43. I have to agree ....

He reminds me of the offspring of those polygamous cults in Utah that only marry within the family. Creepy, creepy, creepy.

[MrScorpio]

2. Grover Norquist

That motherfucker is downright creep city

[NewJeffCT]

30. and, he is one of their masterminds

one of the leaders of their big weekly talking points meetings.

[LearnedHand]

3. KKKarl Rove, hands down

...followed very closely by John Ashcroft and Dick Cheney. And the Randall Terry/Whosis Dobson/Fracas-on-the Family terrorists are right behind those two.

[UdoKier]

11. Yes. Pudgy, pale, closet-femme type creepazoid.

:puke:

And he thinks he's funny.



Like the worst assholes I knew in high school, only he's NOT a cool kid.

[proud2BlibKansan]

4. Alan Keyes

He's a selfish hedonist.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

5. i'm also going to add mitch mcconnell

never trust a man lacking a full set of lips

[saltpoint]

8. He used to have lips, but after all that buttkissing in the --

-- Republican caucus and in meetings with far-right lobbyists, ain't much left to 'em.

[Floogeldy]

6. Gingrich

[saltpoint]

7. Savonarola, the nutcase monk who hounded Michelangelo --

-- and in contemporary times, maybe Jim Dobson, the flagrantly psychotic self-hating far-right nutcase Machiavellian weasel who runs Focus on the Family out of Colorado Springs.

[solinvictus]

9. Karl Rove...

The rumors I've read about his slimy butt being a frequent visitor to glory holes in DC. Ugggggghhhh!

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. Herr Rove

[Tom Kitten]

12. Too fucking many

These cockroaches are getting bigger and more aggressive every passing moment !

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. Of all time?

Adolf Hitler. That one's a no-brainer.

Runner-up: Margaret Thatcher.

Of the current American crop of right-wingers: Sean Hannity.

[Midnight Rambler]

14. Wolfowitz

You gotta admit, the guy just plain looks evil.

[norml]

15. Adolph Hitler

http://www.calvin.edu/academic/cas/gpa/ww2era.htm

[rooboy]

16. Tell the truth... you photoshopped an RNC poster, didn't you?? n/t

[rooboy]

17. Can't concentrate... Oooooohhhh BUUULLLLLDOGGG !!!! n/t

[murielm99]

18. Joe McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover.

[Rhiannon12866]

19. Paul Wolfowitz. n/t

[Robeson]

24. Nice call, and certainly one of the most dangerous.

[Rhiannon12866]

53. Thanks, I sure agree. That creep makes my skin crawl.

And he was the architect of the Iraq war, spending the entire Clinton administration, plotting and planning how to achieve this. I agree, a very dangerous man.
:scared:

[Skittles]

20. for the sheer creepiness factor for me it would have to be Ralph Reed

what a smarmy little turd he is

[Rhiannon12866]

57. My call was Wolfowitz, but Ralph Reed is right up there for me.

I totally agree with your description of him and he's always creeped me out. And, last I heard, he was running for Lieutenant Governor of Georgia. Jimmy Carter's state. What is this world coming to?! Hell, we know.:shrug:

[AlGore-08.com]

21. After the Nazis... Satan Cheney

[WilliamPitt]

22. Paul Nitze

Look him up.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

27. I looked him up on Wikipedia. Frankly, he doesn't seem that right-wing

to me. A cold warrior and a hawk, yes. But Truman and JFK backed him. Maybe the article left things out. Could you fill me in?

[WilliamPitt]

35. Wolfowitz was Nitze's protege

Nitze taught him everything, and then Wolfowitz taught Cheney and Rumsfeld.

Nitze helped turn the Truman Doctrine into Fear Factor for the world. Nitze showed that the people are best governed by fear. Syre, Truman and JFK backed him. He scared the shit out of them, too.

Read 'The Wise Men' by Isaacson.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

59. Ok, good point. I'll do that.

[Allenberg]

23. John Ashcroft is downright creepy,

but there's a special place in my colon for Ann Coulter.

[flordehinojos]

25. there are so many that turn my stomach up in notches--but just to name a

few:

GWB and his dear old POPPY, GHWB--ol BABS too.

ILEANA ROSS LEHTINEN

LINCOLN AND MARIO DIAZ-BALART

MEL MARTINEZ

JOE SCARBOROUGH

so many, many more.

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

26. Michael Savage. Or even more so, "The Ultimate" Warrior.

I watched him wrestle as a kid, then one day I turn on C-Span and find out he's a right-wing loon who makes Coulter seem moderate. I'm not kidding.

[tjwmason]

28. Nero

The complete egotism of the man beats even king george.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

29. It would have to be Adolf Hitler n/t

[BlueIris]

31. Ralph Reed--slimy little ferret.

Hate him.

[hyphenate]

32. It would be Grover Norquist for me, too. Ugh

[hyphenate]

33. Then again, there is Fred Phelps

who is just as scary.

Perhaps the better question is not to name the one who is the creepiest, but the only one who doesn't come off as being creepy and scary.

[BlueIris]

34. Ack. How could I have overlooked Phred?

Fucking Phred.

[Melynn]

36. Ann Coulter

Something is going on with that woman. She's too thin for starters.
Also she is suppose to a Christian and a firm believer in family values but she is in her forties and never been married and doesn't have kids. Very weird woman.

[Robeson]

37. Very creepy, indeed....

[Melynn]

40. I was surprised it took 36 posts before someone named her.

She's the number one Freepie creep-o on my list. Although Fred Phelps is running a close second.

[baldguy]

38. Isn't "creepy right-winger" sort of redundant?

[LynneSin]

39. Anorexic Ann

Give that woman some food!

[jakefrep]

41. Gary Bauer

An overall slimy piece of pseudo-Christian shit.

[terrya]

42. Roy Cohn.

Slimy, evil hatchetman to Joseph McCarthy.

[madinmaryland]

44. Zell Miller

without a doubt.

:scared:

[BringEmOn]

45. Byron "Delay" Beckwith

Any relation to Tom DeLay?

[Done]

46. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[NoPasaran]

47. Pope Alexander VI

Possibly the most evil member of the Borgia family---which took some doing!

[Hand]

48. My wife always said of Steve Forbes...

"He looks like a guy who jerks off a lot, doesn't he?"
:toast: to the missus!

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

49. heh heh

and you know it's too nontraditional sources or arousal-proabaly stuff like 'the price is right"

[Arugula Latte]

50. ...while he's wearing a frilly little French maid's outfit

You just KNOW that guy has some weird fetishes.

[underpants]

51. You really shouldn't pick on Steve Forbes, it is not his fault

Okay-During the Manhattan Project at U of Chicago football stadium



The rich and elite families of America got together to create their perfect candidate to become President some day. First up the Forbes family, their genes produced Steve Forbes-the inner workings were fine (the question of what data to upload is another matter) but the outer shell had serious problems and it never blinked.

Next up the Danforths, producing Dan Quayle (a name change that could stop any trail to this project cold)-the outer hardware was GREATLY improved but the hard drive was totally out of whack and the "spell check" had not been invented yet.

Now it was the Bush families turn, creating George-they tooled back the outer appearance and made great gains over the Danforth/Quayle model in terms of the inner wiring and processing though not as coherent as the Forbe's model.

Unfortunately the war ended and it was too difficult to hide the funding of this program so the families got together and decided to go with what they had. They would run the Forbes model out first but never let a connection to the others be even suggested. Then (here is the master stroke) the Danforth/Quayle model would be unveiled thereby lowering the standard for the highest public offices and in comparison the Bush model could actually be seen as acceptable.

Little did they know that some of the young volunteers took the information that had been amassed and some of the Forbes line to make John Kerry-tall, good looking, brave, fierce warrior, detail oriented, and able to blink and communicate. Unfortunately the Bushes had aligned with the controllers of the media (Fairness doctrine repealed in a paperwork switch by George HW Bush while Reagan wasn't looking "Here sign this") and the Bush model was declared the winner within minutes of polls closing and the Kerry model had been reprogrammed in a clean room during the summer to not put up a fight

[barb162]

52. I am making a distinction between creepy and worst.

for creepy I would say Paul Perle; worst would be Bush, because he has the power and is using it to get things done on the neocon agenda

[lumpy]

58. Richard Perle

Smarmy dead flesh
Dubya scofulaman

[Turn CO Blue]

54. Worst ever? Hitler, of course. Creepiest? Wolfowitz.

[grannylib]

55. W, Schlafly, Robertson, Reed, Dobson, Falwell, Rover the Attack Dog,

Terry, Frist, Santorum, Cheney...
they all suck. Chrome off a bumper. Golf balls through garden hoses, that's how much they suck.

[lumpy]

56. Wolfowitz definately.

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